Date Auction Meme

[withbite]

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

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Comments

[snakeskin_magus]

One-fifty.

I'm pretty hungry, after all.

[dragmire]

Two hundred. I have unfinished business with that one.

[snakeskin_magus]

210. I don't have to eat all of her.

[dragmire]

Two hundred twenty. I only need what's inside her.

[snakeskin_magus]

Two thirty. That's precisely what I want!

[dragmire]

Two fifty. Be content with whatever scraps I leave you.

[snakeskin_magus]

Two-sixty. An aelven treasury rarely runs shallow.

[dragmire]

Three hundred. The coffers of Mair run deep.

[snakeskin_magus]

Three hundred fifty. I bet it's all painted lead.

[dragmire]

Four hundred. I am not a man who is so easily denied.

[snakeskin_magus]

450. This prime rib is getting expensive, but pride is another thing entirely.

[dragmire]

For my purposes, I consider this to be a bargain. Let us make it five hundred.

[snakeskin_magus]

Up by fifty. Five fifty.

What do you even want her for? You don't look like kin to me.

[dragmire]

As I said - unfinished business. She will not be so fortuitous this time. Nor will you. Six hundred.