Date Auction Meme

[withbite]

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

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Comments

[gandere]

[ Ships aren't cheap, Waver Velvet. ] Wha-?

You don't think people will pay outrageously high for Saber?

[ ARE YOU INSULTING HER KNIGHT??? ]

[gordianknots]

Not at all, I think she'll just not be thrilled with the idea, and will vocalize the displeasure.

50-50 split?

[gandere]

I wonder if I can cast a silence spell on her...

[gordianknots]

Oh, now that's just rigging the game.

[gandere]

I could have had the artist draw a picture of her in a nice dress if I really wanted to rig the game...

[gordianknots]

Tch. Just let it go, and we'll settle up when things are done.

[gandere]

--but the money! [ WON'T ANYONE THINK OF ALL HER MONEY?? ]

[gordianknots]

We'll turn a profit, don't worry.

[gandere]

Then I can buy as many boats as needed-!

[gordianknots]

Exactly. I'll catch you at the end of the night.

[gandere]

You're leaving me all alone-?!

[ She's going to die. ]

[gordianknots]

Do you want me to sit here instead?

[gandere]

I think Saber's going to kill me so yes. I need a witness to the murder.

[gordianknots]

You got it.