Friday, friday, gotta get drunk on friday~

[dragonring]

NEVER HAVE I EVER...

HOW TO PLAY:
in case the diagram is not enough
1. Everyone is at a big party. Courts? What courts? Forget about courts.
2. Post an IC comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
3. If you see something your character has done, reply with them taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
4. All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way. Don't look at me, the monarchs probably put some magic on the drinks.
5. Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please, and post warnings if things get 18+.

Comments

...NOT BEEN FABULOUS.

[babbylon]

A difficult burden to bear, but a King does what a King must.

[Gilgamesh? Missing the point of the meme by a long shot? Nah.]

[gordianknots]

[You saw him when he was 19 Gil.

You know why he's taking this shot.]

[babbylon]

[But then you grew up and became Unfairly Attractive!

Well, alright. He'll let it slide.]

I will admit. That was certainly more than a growth spurt at work.

[gordianknots]

[Gil, give him a little credit for humility here.]

Truth be told? I have no idea what it was. Or why everyone likes to latch onto it.

[dragonring]

[Squiting his eyes. What the... well, he can't fight this one, can he? Down goes another shot.]

[babbylon]

I concur. You are indeed a scrawny, distinctly unfabulous thing.

[dragonring]

Thank you for so much honesty, totally appreciated. [Can you feel all that sarcasm?]

[sangilak]

[ asami's fabulous.

korra's not that fabulous.

takes a shot. ]

[babbylon]

[That is some sassy, borderline fabulous hip action on display, though... hm.]

Truly? Of course, you couldn't compare to myself, but perhaps there's a glimmer of potential within you.

[orperhapshe'sjusthittingonyoucough]

[sangilak]

Well, [ she shrugs ] I am the Avatar.

[ whoosh, the sound of flirtation going right over her head. ]

[thebreakingwave]

I wish I could say that I was working on and making headway with being fabulous, but...

[ Oh well, cheers? ]

[babbylon]

[...it's okay, Harry, one glance is all it takes to convince Gilgamesh that you + fabulous = divide by zero. Even he doesn't bother with an argument here. You're a terminal case of the uncool.

But hey at least you killed a gross guy with a bad facelift so it kinda evens out. Sort of.]

I hear it's all in the mind. Or... something.

[thebreakingwave]

[ Don't worry, Gilgamesh. He knows. He's short, funny looking, and thanks to some Seelie jerks and a dragon, only has one eye. Although, his prosthetic is red amber and that's sort of fabulous? ]

Something. Could be worse though?

[individualist]

[Ain't drinkin' cause damn if he wasn't made to be fabulous. Literally. It's probably hard to tell if this is the face of a beautiful woman or a super attractive dude.]

A burden not all kings share, but one I know well.

[babbylon]

[It is an attractive face well within bangable territory. Good enough for Gilgamesh.]

Indeed. I pity these fallen masses, who could never hope to reach such grand heights. I'll spare them my affection, however, being the gracious and generous King that I am.

[digophelia]

That is not much of a confession.

[ Aren't kings supposed to be humble? ]

[babbylon]

[Oh, honey. Honey. No.]

Did you have a better one? Or, shall I say, one that doesn't fall so far behind my own, it's practically a meaningless speck in the distance?

[digophelia]

[ SABER IS!! Look, you heroic spirits are weird. ]

At least something more dignified.

[erythristic]

...Though it was a dark time in my life.

[drinking, and putting that period of her life behind her.]

[babbylon]

[Nodding sympathetically. As if he even understands what such a word means.]

May those terrible sins remain buried in the past.

[aslandish]

[ You know who isn't drinking? This lion right here. ]

[babbylon]

[Blank. Staring.]

I'm presuming you're just keen to avoid awkward fumbling with the cup. Not asserting yourself above me.

[notyetlegend]

[long drink]

[babbylon]

Maybe if you smelled less like an ogre...

[Cough.]

[showmeyourwreath]

[Fairies are meant to be fabulous, but sometimes, things happen, and Flora takes a long drink for them.]