Friday, friday, gotta get drunk on friday~

[dragonring]

NEVER HAVE I EVER...

HOW TO PLAY:
in case the diagram is not enough
1. Everyone is at a big party. Courts? What courts? Forget about courts.
2. Post an IC comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
3. If you see something your character has done, reply with them taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
4. All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way. Don't look at me, the monarchs probably put some magic on the drinks.
5. Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please, and post warnings if things get 18+.

Comments

[gordianknots]

[You saw him when he was 19 Gil.

You know why he's taking this shot.]

[babbylon]

[But then you grew up and became Unfairly Attractive!

Well, alright. He'll let it slide.]

I will admit. That was certainly more than a growth spurt at work.

[gordianknots]

[Gil, give him a little credit for humility here.]

Truth be told? I have no idea what it was. Or why everyone likes to latch onto it.

[babbylon]

It's the sleek, smooth, long-haired look, assuredly. It's quite popular with women, you know.

[Gil's an expert on bishounen, okay, don't disrespect his knowledge.]

[gordianknots]

So my students keep saying. And saying. And saying. To my mortification.

[Look Gil, you and his students can go talk about this together where Waver's way out of ear shot.]

[babbylon]

Have you considered the fine art of fanservice? Give them a little, sate their appetites...

[Or a lot... in Gilgamesh's case it may or may not have been a lot when someone didn't keep him on a suitable leash around Fuyuki. Oops.]

[gordianknots]

So give me even more of a headache and make it impossible for them to actually pay attention?

[He isn't asking how Gilgamesh even knows these words. Waver doesn't want to know. Ever.]

[babbylon]

Give them merchandise and charge for it, you unenterprising buffoon.

[Fuyuki. Always, always blame Fuyuki. And Kirei.]

[gordianknots]

This sounds like something I should just hand off to Rin, she'd probably have fun doing it.

[Look it's always Kirei's fault. Especially if we can't blame Gilgamesh.]

[babbylon]

I'd say keep her on a leash, but she may have slipped the knot around your neck first.

[Rin Tohsaka: so crafty, even Gilgamesh is the slightest bit wary of her.]

[gordianknots]

We've worked besides each other long enough that we trust each other.

Besides, why kill what's making you money?

[babbylon]

You're almost too clever.

[Hey look, he's being kind of reasonable agai...]

A double stage act is indeed brilliant. I don't know of anyone who wouldn't pay top dollar to see both of you @#$^ and also @#$% while you @#$%.

[...nope. Censored for the sanity of all. Please meme responsibly, don't Gil and drive.]

[gordianknots]

Honestly that just sounded like you making a specific request, and also the answer to it is no.

[Now if you'll excuse Waver, he's going to hide his face in his hands and go as red as Rider's cloak]

[gandere]