MONARCH MATCHMAKER MEME

[fairyfoes]

"NOW KISS."


MONARCH MATCHMAKER MEME

­We all know that nothing says 'love' like a battle to the death... but what if your character had no luck winning hearts with their dazzling sword play or stirring speeches? Welcome to the Monarch Matchmaker Meme! •There's an itty bitty questionairre for your character to fill out. •Use as much or as little of it as you like. •Await a response from the monarch of your court listing your potential matches! <center><span style="font-family: georgia, times, serif; font-size: 20px; font-style: strong"><span style="color:#ee3a2a">❤ CHARACTER NAME ❤ </span></span></center> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Court:</b> <b>Influence:</b> <b>Occupation:</b> <span style="color:#ee3a2a"><center>❤ ❤ ❤</center></span> <b>You are more attracted to:</b> 1) same sex 2) opposite sex 3) both sexes 4) not sure <b>What age group do you tend to gravitate towards?</b> <b>What's your favorite colour?</b> <b>What's the best thing you have going for you?</b> <b>What do you first look for in others?</b> <b>Your favorite word is?</b> <b>I spent most of last summer...</b> <b>Would you stop to pick up a penny?</b>

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[fairyfoes]

You're in love, darling! There's only ever one answer when you're in love.

KING SABER ( I can only hope you win the object of your heart's desire. )

( coding by whambam )

[scorchedchivalry]

[Only in an alternative crack universe...]

[scorchedchivalry]

I will never be his.

[babbylon]

Agreed.

You're not cute enough.

Not even with that ribbon.

Or that same stupid pout of hers.

maidoutfitistemptingthoughgodsbedamned

[scorchedchivalry]

That is not love. That is obsession. I want none of it.

[babbylon]

Good. I don't recall requesting old, busted, broken shells of my heart's desire.

I'm grateful we could share in the privilege of this fulfilling and altogether completely necessary conversation of your embarrassing unworthiness.

[scorchedchivalry]

Even before Angra Mainyu touched me, you still would have never won my heart. Arturia Pendragon will never be yours.

[babbylon]

[BUT IF I SHOUT HER NAME ANGRILY ENOUGH AT PEOPLE, SHE WILL.

Maybe. Probably.

bitch]

And she thanks you for policing her honor with... whatever it is you have left. Other than reeking odor bordering on necrotic and dwindling taste in fashion. You've done the realm an immeasurable service this day, most certainly.

[gandere]

[ NO!!! ]

Do you know what he's done-?

[babbylon]

[One route in which you rip a cute girl's heart out, and suddenly you're the bad guy. Geez. In some cultures that'd be romantic!]

Earned a sustainable income?

[#shotsfired]

[gandere]

[ Let's see how to turn this profit into her favor. ]

... how much would you pay for a dinner date with Saber?

[babbylon]

[Rin are you seriously pimping your girlfriend out to Gilgamesh.

...he can appreciate that sort of ambition but the opportunity to troll is just too ripe.]

Enough to drag you along as well and suffer every second of it with me.

[gandere]

[ No, she's getting Saber a free dinner where she can eat to her heart's content, kick his ass, all while Rin makes a lot of money from it. ]

It'd cost you double for the both of us.

[babbylon]

I see. But if we factor in you doing @#$% while she @#$%...

[...you may have overcalculated your abilities here, Rin. Just a bit.]

[gandere]

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There will be none of that.

... not on the first date. That's the rules of the world.

You'd have to pay for at least four more dates.

[scorchedchivalry]

Rin!

[gandere]

[ SABER! ] Hold on, I'm negotiating.

[scorchedchivalry]

There is nothing to negotiate!

[gandere]

There's plenty to negotiate! There's riches on the line here, Saber.

[gordianknots]

Rin.

[gandere]

What, do you want to join us as well? You could just ask.

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[gordianknots]

R I N!

[gandere]

Don't worry, I'd never forget you. Come on and join us.

It'll be fun.

[babbylon]

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[gordianknots]

And what's that look for?