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EACHDRAIDH RP ([personal profile] fairyfoes) wrote in [community profile] fairynuff2015-02-13 10:23 pm
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MONARCH MATCHMAKER MEME

"NOW KISS."



MONARCH MATCHMAKER MEME


­We all know that nothing says 'love' like a battle to the death... but what if your character had no luck winning hearts with their dazzling sword play or stirring speeches? Welcome to the Monarch Matchmaker Meme!

•There's an itty bitty questionairre for your character to fill out.
•Use as much or as little of it as you like.
•Await a response from the monarch of your court listing your potential matches!

[personal profile] scorchedchivalry 2015-02-14 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Only in an alternative crack universe...]

[personal profile] scorchedchivalry 2015-02-14 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I will never be his.

[personal profile] babbylon 2015-02-15 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed.

You're not cute enough.

Not even with that ribbon.

Or that same stupid pout of hers.

maidoutfitistemptingthoughgodsbedamned

[personal profile] scorchedchivalry 2015-02-15 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
That is not love. That is obsession. I want none of it.

[personal profile] babbylon 2015-02-15 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Good. I don't recall requesting old, busted, broken shells of my heart's desire.

I'm grateful we could share in the privilege of this fulfilling and altogether completely necessary conversation of your embarrassing unworthiness.

[personal profile] scorchedchivalry 2015-02-15 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Even before Angra Mainyu touched me, you still would have never won my heart. Arturia Pendragon will never be yours.

[personal profile] babbylon 2015-02-15 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[BUT IF I SHOUT HER NAME ANGRILY ENOUGH AT PEOPLE, SHE WILL.

Maybe. Probably.

bitch]


And she thanks you for policing her honor with... whatever it is you have left. Other than reeking odor bordering on necrotic and dwindling taste in fashion. You've done the realm an immeasurable service this day, most certainly.

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[personal profile] gandere 2015-02-14 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ NO!!! ]

Do you know what he's done-?

[personal profile] babbylon 2015-02-15 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[One route in which you rip a cute girl's heart out, and suddenly you're the bad guy. Geez. In some cultures that'd be romantic!]

Earned a sustainable income?

[#shotsfired]

[personal profile] gandere 2015-02-15 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Let's see how to turn this profit into her favor. ]

... how much would you pay for a dinner date with Saber?

[personal profile] babbylon 2015-02-15 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Rin are you seriously pimping your girlfriend out to Gilgamesh.

...he can appreciate that sort of ambition but the opportunity to troll is just too ripe.]


Enough to drag you along as well and suffer every second of it with me.

[personal profile] gandere 2015-02-15 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ No, she's getting Saber a free dinner where she can eat to her heart's content, kick his ass, all while Rin makes a lot of money from it. ]

It'd cost you double for the both of us.

[personal profile] babbylon 2015-02-15 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I see. But if we factor in you doing @#$% while she @#$%...

[...you may have overcalculated your abilities here, Rin. Just a bit.]

[personal profile] gandere 2015-02-15 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
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There will be none of that.

... not on the first date. That's the rules of the world.

You'd have to pay for at least four more dates.

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[personal profile] gandere 2015-02-15 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ SABER! ] Hold on, I'm negotiating.

[personal profile] scorchedchivalry 2015-02-15 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
There is nothing to negotiate!

[personal profile] gandere 2015-02-15 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
There's plenty to negotiate! There's riches on the line here, Saber.

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[personal profile] gandere 2015-02-15 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
What, do you want to join us as well? You could just ask.

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[personal profile] gandere 2015-02-15 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I'd never forget you. Come on and join us.

It'll be fun.

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gordianknots: Please don't waste your pity votes on me (Default)

[personal profile] gordianknots 2015-02-15 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
And what's that look for?

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