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How many wenches dance upon your table, friend?
[is that a trick question? Everyone wants wenches]
Ah! You are as great a jester as Loki! I have shared your joke, and we all think it most amusing!
Fear not! The wenches have vowed most solemnly to come relieve thee of thy studies should you desire it
[here's a snapchat of two pouting ladies. It's not quite nsfw, but it's definitely not g-rated]
They pine in your absence!
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3
[Someone needs to stop him]
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only three huh? gotta say that's a shame; I thought you guys would have picked up more by now
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[r u d e]
How many wenches dance upon your table, friend?
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well NONE right now but I could probably get more than three if I really wanted to...
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[is that a trick question? Everyone wants wenches]
Ah! You are as great a jester as Loki! I have shared your joke, and we all think it most amusing!
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Fear not! The wenches have vowed most solemnly to come relieve thee of thy studies should you desire it
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[here's a snapchat of two pouting ladies. It's not quite nsfw, but it's definitely not g-rated]
They pine in your absence!
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Oh my god please put down the mead and put down the locket. I think you've had enough.