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if that's supposed to convince me to stop then i just want you to know how badly it failed crashed and burned tbh like the flaming shots we just had but more property damage
lalala can't hear you over my runic homework ...also last time I tried flaming shots with you my bangs caught on fire, remember? never again, they're just starting to grow back
hey at least it wasn't my eyebrows. gotta give me some credit for that ...what else is going on tonight? you know, not that I'm curious or anything, just asking to be polite or whatever
your only saving grace there is that your bangs are so far in your face that they shield your eyebrows, otherwise it would've been fair game and yeah, polite, keep telling yourself that, bro i'm trying to convince nico to meet the captain but he's not being a very good sport about it it's like he thinks i'm gonna force him to do karaoke if he drinks too much i bet you ten bucks he's a closet taylor swift fan
hey, just because my genes graced me with a built-in eyebrow shield doesn't mean you can still make fun of them I'm totally capable of being polite. I'm hurt you'd think otherwise. wounded. TOTALLY SLAYED ...bribe him, duh. bribe him and then make sure you send me videos of this drunk karaoke you're absolutely not planning to rope him into and I'll see your ten and raise you twenty that he's more of a katy perry fan anyway
like hell i can't what do you even have under there to hide? is it a unibrow? we'll still accept you if it's a unibrow you know though maybe we'll burn off the center part to see if it grows back
you are so on what can i bribe him with that isn't extended makeout time with you
I do NOT have a unibrow. the gap between my eyebrows is bigger than the one between my teeth okay? you're not allowed to burn off any of my body hair for science, that's my job.
...idk you say that like it's a bad bribe. why wouldn't that work? tell him if you guys get a head start I'll be there in under an hour. in all seriousness though I think nico has a LITTLE more self-control than that when it comes to me
are you sure because it's pretty hard to tell with that shield thing you've got going on also no dude that's gross why would you even actually don't answer that i don't want to know what you do in your spare time
you haven't seen the two of you going at it ok it's like watching a trainwreck and you're not making this any easier but i'll tell him
I used to joke with Tadashi about how his hat was the only thing keeping his hair from being lit on fire. not as funny as it used to be. and you know what your face is gross, so there
we are NOT that bad. you're just jealous and over-exaggerating. ...it's not really that bad is it? because I'll be honest I stopped trying to resist peer pressure like three texts ago
about five seconds, so really you should be impressed with my skills
and of course you'd say it. you're you. your entire goal in life is to tease everybody especially when it's not funny, remember? I'm going, I'm going! let me finish this one set first and I'll leave. happy?
what are you saying i'm hilarious also you work too hard and that is the lame kind of holic j s y k i mean i've almost got him convinced here and you're still going at it
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crashed and burned tbh
like the flaming shots we just had but more property damage
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...also last time I tried flaming shots with you my bangs caught on fire, remember? never again, they're just starting to grow back
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you should wear them proudly
or not at all
since
you know
you burned them off
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...what else is going on tonight? you know, not that I'm curious or anything, just asking to be polite or whatever
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and yeah, polite, keep telling yourself that, bro
i'm trying to convince nico to meet the captain but he's not being a very good sport about it
it's like he thinks i'm gonna force him to do karaoke if he drinks too much
i bet you ten bucks he's a closet taylor swift fan
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I'm totally capable of being polite. I'm hurt you'd think otherwise. wounded. TOTALLY SLAYED
...bribe him, duh. bribe him and then make sure you send me videos of this drunk karaoke you're absolutely not planning to rope him into
and I'll see your ten and raise you twenty that he's more of a katy perry fan anyway
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what do you even have under there to hide? is it a unibrow? we'll still accept you if it's a unibrow you know
though maybe we'll burn off the center part to see if it grows back
you are so on
what can i bribe him with that isn't extended makeout time with you
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...idk you say that like it's a bad bribe. why wouldn't that work? tell him if you guys get a head start I'll be there in under an hour.
in all seriousness though I think nico has a LITTLE more self-control than that when it comes to me
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also no dude that's gross why would you even
actually don't answer that i don't want to know what you do in your spare time
you haven't seen the two of you going at it ok
it's like watching a trainwreck
and you're not making this any easier but i'll tell him
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we are NOT that bad. you're just jealous and over-exaggerating.
...it's not really that bad is it?
because I'll be honest I stopped trying to resist peer pressure like three texts ago
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would i say it if you weren't?
so why aren't you here already
you're about to miss the show of a lifetime
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and of course you'd say it. you're you. your entire goal in life is to tease everybody especially when it's not funny, remember?
I'm going, I'm going! let me finish this one set first and I'll leave. happy?
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what are you saying i'm hilarious
also you work too hard and that is the lame kind of holic j s y k
i mean i've almost got him convinced here and you're still going at it