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Fuck's a jolly roger? Sounds like something you might pay for in a New Crobuzon brothel. Wham, bam, thank you ma'am, leave the money on the side, everything goes black, you wake up two nights later with no hands.
Yes- That's exactly what I mean. An all-inclusive wham bam.
Needless to say, you're becoming a pro at this "guess the meaning of the phrase" game. See? I'm now graced with the vivid mental image of you on the receiving end of an unfortunate jolly roger.
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I assume you didn't want to swap dick stories?
I have a few.
If you're curious.
:)
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What sailor can resist a salty tale?
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Wait. I didn't know you were a sailor.
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Jolly roger & everything???
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If that's what you mean, then yes, but only once.
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Yes- That's exactly what I mean. An all-inclusive wham bam.
Needless to say, you're becoming a pro at this "guess the meaning of the phrase" game. See? I'm now graced with the vivid mental image of you on the receiving end of an unfortunate jolly roger.
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:)