The Relationship Table Meme!

[fairbrook]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme

♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

*meme credit

Comments

[avisionofwar]

[ Deadpanned. ]

Perhaps you just need a good instructor?

[gordianknots]

It also helps if I'm interested in the subject.

[avisionofwar]

Hope springs eternal!

[gordianknots]

I suppose. But also, I'd rather not have a hoard of very angry books stalking you in the night. Some of them are quite heavy and can do a lot of damage.

[avisionofwar]

[ adds 'gentlemanly' to list of pros' ]

We've battled fiercer things than books!

... though I'd rather not take one full to the face.

[gordianknots]

[Now that's something that Waver would also get a good laugh out of.]

Right, now imagine multiple books to the face in succession. Big ones, with metal clasps to hold them closed. You see the actual problem here.

[avisionofwar]

[ Can't help laughing. ]

Ah! Married to your work, I know, I know, and she's a cruel mistress. But I couldn't help a hopeful look in your direction.

And I'm still not certain you're not pulling my leg.

[gordianknots]

Hell, that's how I guard my work back home. Preventative against lab break ins and everything.

Let me ask you this: what reason would I have to joke about preferences?

[avisionofwar]

Not about your preferences; but about your skill, whatever the preferences might be.

[gordianknots]

Oh no, that's dead serious.