The Relationship Table Meme!

[fairbrook]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme

♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

*meme credit

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[sangilak]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Mako	dated before	generally not a good idea to date your ex. or your best friend.
Bolin	burping contests!!	mako's brother wait crap ok moving on
Kaldur	WATER TRIBE!	....?
Alice	???	what is she, 12? she's a little sister material.
Reaper	..ex...perienced?	mako calls him "gramps".
Clarisse	hella fit	apparently a murderer??
Luke	sexy scar	apparently a thief!
Elsa	hella ice powers	kind of uptight?

[digophelia]

I'm nineteen.

[jaywalks]

NAME	PROS	CONS
korra	dated...before...	broke up. twice.
bolin	no	does he look like a lannister to you
kaldur	as tall as mako	??
clarisse	idk aggressive?	total jackass
luke	SUPER RICH	makes macklemore jokes.
reaper	he's like old enough to be a dad	he's like old enough to be a dad
elsa	royalty. probs super rich.	probably makes the bed cold
sansa	wtf no she's twelve	SHE'S AN UNACCOMPANIED MINOR???
grell	fashion	she's eventually going to try to kill him.

[chromosomes]

Technically anyone who's gone through puberty is old enough to be a parent.

[ ... wait why is he arguing ]

BAHAHAHAHA

[avisionofwar]

Celegorm is a Tolkien-style elf and a picky one at that, so he's not likely to develop any in-game relationship outside of his race. But, if you'd wanna PSL or meme it?
Here are his list Celegorm's 10s:

NAME	PROS	CONS
BERSERKER	Smokin hot Mad skills Really gets it Secretly a sweetie	Gross, he's human Who would top? Still pretty human
HIBARI	Super passionate Easy on the eyes Also gets it Would prolly not insist on cuddles	Also human, gross Super young
LEGOLAS	Smokin hot Mouthy Good conversationalist An elf! Secretly a sweetie	His father His father Also being a woodelf
GRELL	Super passionate Easy on the eyes Sage advice Prolly a tigress in the sack	Would prolly top She's kind've like a mom
WAVER	Smokin hot Sassy Good conversationalist Prolly a tiger in the sack Secretly a sweetie	Reminds him of Maedhros?? Gross, a human Already in a steady relationship with books

Kaladin, Faolan, and John Grimm get honourable mentions.

[chromosomes]

[ just this face ]

[chromosomes]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Thranduil	is a bro	has a dick
Legolas	is a bro	has a dick
High-Queen Solais	powerful, attractive lady	married
Galadriel	powerful, attractive lady	married
Margaery Tyrell	powerful, attractive lady	married AND SECRETLY A MINOR
Korra	powerful, attractive lady	called me old
Mako	is a bro	called me old. also has a dick
Tauriel	powerful, attractive lady	elf drama
Clara Oswald	smart, attractive lady	already has me whipped

also, could basically break everyone without trying

[sangilak]

[ just this face ]

Come on, old man. Wrestling match, you and me.

[bullhorned]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Arya Stark	Scrappy and resourceful, doesn't mind getting dirty	Highborn, too young, and comes with scary wolf
Margaery Tyrell	Beautiful, friendly, and interested in things.	Highborn. Also already married my uncle and my two step-brothers.
Lucrezia Borgia	Pretty and a fellow bastard	Highborn. Also might already be married.
Sigrid	Lowborn. Sensible and capable. Can cook.	Might be a princess. Works for the Starks.
Sansa Stark	Pretty enough, sings well, and doesn't complain much.	Very highborn. Seems unhappy.
Jon Snow	Reliable, good swordsman, lots of sense.	Is a man
Stiles Stilinski	None whatsoever	So many things
Renly Baratheon	An older, bearded me.	Dead. Also my uncle. Also married. Also a man.
Ned Stark	Dead	Dead
Joffrey Baratheon	Technically not related	Basically everything

[aliased]

:|


what's wrong with working for the starks?

[zingers]

NAME	PROS	CONS (OTHER THAN "not gwen stacy")
Hermione	brightest, kindest witch of her age could kick his ass	thinks magic has no base in science like o k harry/hermione otp
Allison	e v e r y t h i n g but esp. could also kick his ass	also dead i mean what
Gale	super hot a challenge	rude as fuck emotionally unavailable
Clary	spunky redhead could kick his ass	also rude
Sansa	super cute indulgent of his sickening inner romantic	how old is she??
Ariadne	cool older very intelligent	promised to big brother steve
Steve	e v e r y t h i n g he asked peter out for milkshakes i mean	big brother v. behind on the times

[boutant]

What?

[ she means the promised to Steve thing she knew the pros okok ]

[orcsurfing]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Fili	Almost as charming as Gimli himself.	Mortal.
Kili	Mutual love for archery, most endearing.	Mortal.
Thorin	Because he would not expect it and he would hate to know it.	Mortal.
John	A strong man with a big heart.	Mortal? Immortal? He does not hail from Arda.
Hermione	A beautiful, caring and strong lady with beautiful hair.	Mortal. Too young. She does not hail from Arda.
Tauriel	Competent, attractive, beautiful hair, best friend.	She is too much like a little sister to me.
Celegorm	Attractive, intelligent, strong...	I do not know.
Thranduil	Greatest dad, elf, friend ever.	Greatest dad ever.

Mortal is shorthand for dad would not approve.

[chromosomes]

Technically remains have been found of... people like me.

But jury's out on what it takes to actually kill. Uh. One of us.

[ Him, really. ]

[dragmire]

NAME	PROS	CONS
The Triforce	Absolute Power	What cons?

[avisionofwar]

[ Takes notes... ]

[fairbrook]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Seras Victoria	→ Excellent marksman. → Not insane. → Not Alucard. → ... cute.	→ Subordinate.
Gregory House	→ Intelligent/challenging. → Doesn't know her name. → Reminds her of Alucard. → Not Alucard.	→ Doesn't know his name. → Reminds her of Alucard.
Eddard Stark	→ Good conversationalist. → Polite. → Not Alucard.	→ Uncertain of.
Elizabeth Midford	→ No.	→ She's 14.
Anyone	→ Might be useful.	→ Dating is for weak-minded fools.

[fatherlordandfool]

You warrant me more esteem than I should be due, Lady, surely.

[ Nope, not blushing. ]

[artem]

NAME	PROS	CONS
GALE HAWTHORNE	strong intuitive resourceful kindhearted sort of smart	abrasive distant kind of bossy and grouchy
PEETA MELLARK	sweet kind gentle generally has a happy disposition	totally in love with someone else doesn't know how to girls
PETER PARKER	fellow NYC native dorky ( like simon ) adorable doofus understands superpowers or whatever	dorky like simon god could that shoulder chip get any bigger

[zingers]

See, this is what I'm talking about.

[boutant]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Celegorm	friend, knows things, nice guy	basically a brother, not nice when he's having an attack of the crazy
Grell	hot. like. wow.	gets lit on fire, a little too into war, doesn't like how I dress
Greg House	doctor, normal human being	bad person. like really.
Waver Velvet	nice hair, intelligent	professor/student vibes, complicates working relationship
Ganondorf Dragmire	probably proportional	powerhungry
Peeta Mellark	bakes! also a cutie	younger, in love with someone else
Peter Parker	cute, smart	might have an imaginary friend
Bucky Barnes	hot, experienced.	Steve's best friend, awkward first meeting
Steve Rogers	hot, nicest guy, steady job, already held hands, appreciates art	huge target for other Unseelie :C

[gordianknots]

[He's definitely in agreement about not complicating an excellent working relationship.

Which really are the relationships Waver prioritizes to begin with.]

[amplified]

NAME	PROS	CONS
ALLISON ARGENT	everything	neither one of us are into girls like that
LEGOLAS	extremely intelligent multilingual strong swift intuitive really really hot excellent fashion sense have you seen his hair?!	i'm pretty sure he's like 50 times my age and i think he might not like girls, not sure keeps getting hurt and wow if i lost a guy like that i would be very upset
PETER HALE	are you out of your freaking mind?	gross evil creepy why is he even on this list a whole world full of no everything is a con
STILES STILINSKI	from home has known me since forever has been in love with me since forever not a bad kisser even if it takes a panic attack to get me to that point understands me cares about me would do anything for me one of the truest friends i've ever had (he's not going to see this right?) pretty cute, actually (or this?)	the panic attacks he has are really bad socially awkward maybe knows me a little too well, like in a stalkerish way
THRANDUIL	hot gorgeous royalty commanding the hair...	legolas's dad kind of grouchy

[overdraws]

want me to tase peter again for you boo

[prinsects]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	'Ay could be fun.	Mentally too old Physically too young Too stupid Not submissive enough AND/OR Other (varies case by case)

[caditquaestio]

NAME	PROS	CONS
girls in seelie	so pretty! so humble! so traumatised!	so... far...
girls in unseelie	within stalkable reach!	they got knives, tho, they got knives
boys anywhere	Micheletto! HONOUR UNTO THEE!	still... not... Micheletto...
elves	soooo... pretty	what the frock?! (no, really. put the frock on. all of you)
Sansa	wiiiiiiiiiife	...ehhhh, you get bored of the wife...
Elsa	Oh, that 'playing hard to get' frost...	the occasional chilly glances
Clary	easily exploited daddy complex, hell to the y e s	not as planned
Lucrezia	call me your brother from a different mother	okay, it's the same mother, but we got this, right?

[artem]

( ...................... ) Did you just -- ( .................... ) You're disgusting.

peter hale aka the oap wolf

[infame]

NAME	PROS	CONS
lydia martin	so incredibly smart, sharp, charming, easy to manipulate, inquisitive, gorgeous, already kissed, DANGEROUS, incredible, has a really hot mom too.	wants to kill me, thinks i'm human trash, would probably castrate me in sleep, also underage???
stiles stilinski	smart, good at plans sometimes??? keeps up with charming wit, likes to make fun of derek too, close to scott, ultimately useful in the long run	literally human garbage, a little shit, knows daughter biblically
allison argent	useful to some degree, close to scott mccall.	underage, hate her, she's an argent, if she were on fire i'd keep walking.
milfs	everything, they're literally incredible	no cons????

[amplified]

Did you just clump my mom being hot into pros about me? ( Nevermind the rest of it. She's grossed out to a degree she cannot even begin to describe at the moment. )

[scramasax]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Seelie	Passed a certain muster Camaraderie!	Still barely knows anyone.
Unseelie	Well Court alignment isn't an object for everyone. "I ran here from Caer Glaem for you. Am I worthy?!"	Very real chance of it not ending well.

[avisionofwar]

"I ran here from Caer Glaem for you. Am I worthy?!"

Answer: yes.

[ Brow waggle ]

[overdraws]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Lydia Martin	Intelligent Witty Great fashion sense Loyal as hell Pretty everything	I'm not into girls like that :(
Stiles Stilinski	Smart Brave Cunning Can make bubbles on a whim	Ex-boyfriend's best friend Probably still in love with Lydia
Peter Parker	The superior Peter Capable Smart Cute	Gets stuck in trees
Legolas	Archery! Charming	Maybe too old for me?
Peter Hale	what no	never did get to shove that cattle prod up his ass :(

[infame]

THE SUPERIOR PETER, THAT IS RUDE

[fell_to_hell]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Hermione	Intelligent, kind, nerds together flock together	Sister figure, most likely taken...
Elincia	Kind, radiant, easy to get along with	Sister figure, over 18
Jason	Friendly, endearingly dumb, too damn loyal, Superman complex, shoves friendship feelings down your throat until you accept them	Friendly, Superman complex, shoves friendship feelings down your throat until you accept them, already has a girlfriend, a boy.............
Luke Castellan	Luke Castellan	Luke Castellan
Clarisse	Caring, protective, you can trust her to have your back	Violent, scary when angered, sister figure (????????)

[oursavinggrace]

[???]

[kingsdaughter]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Jon Snow	Beautiful and broken and kind and laughs at my jokes. Probably well-off.	I work for his da. And his sister. They might not like it.
Gendry Waters	He's comfortable. And sort of handsome.	Feels sorry for himself aloud.
Mako	Handsome and clever, probably.	He keeps asking my name. I don't trust him.
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock	He's very sweet and good.	But he's also still a boy, not a man.
Peeta Mellark	He's so kind and sincere.	He's all the way over there.
Thranduil	He's so very beautiful and kind and good.	He's Da's friend and I'm mortal and there are a lot of things very wrong with even thinking it.
Gregory House	Very good doctor, would never want for any money. Talks plain sense.	Old enough to be my father and sort of ugly.
Renly Baratheon	He seems kind enough. Probably quite rich.	We haven't got along very well so far.
Margaery Tyrell	She's pretty and clever and so very friendly and kind.	I don't know how much of it is pretense. I'm not very good with girls my own age.
Fili	He's the best dwarf I've ever met and he's also handsome if you don't mind the height. And he's a prince, sort of.	I don't think dwarves think of women like that.

[jaywalks]

... Do you want to see my badge? Because you're making this whole information exchanging thing is difficult.

[erythristic]

NAME	PROS	CONS
angelina	partners in crime gorgeous already promised to keep her safe red	that whole i killed you thing human
ganondorf	totally approves of violence powerful really tall	already a teacher crossed loyalties a king really tall
ariadne	intelligent cute allied with the unseelie a lot of potential	human not so keen on violence pretty young
peter hale	attractive knows about future tech	barely know him probably married human
alexia	intelligent good dancer	seems dismissive of magic human
celegorm	already befriended totally here for this war dark and painful past not human a way with words great hair	issues probably taken age difference
waver	intelligent great hair skilled in magic	already a teacher human probably married
morla	some form of courtly love can go on beautiful intmidating	taken like she'd even notice half the unseelie are in love with her
other unseelie	same court likely to be interesting	don't know them a lot of humans a lot of pretty young people
seelie	possibly have a sense of chivalry	seelie likely going to be on the opposite end of the blade not worth it a lot of humans a lot of young people

[gordianknots]

With many thanks for the kind words about my hair.

That's it. That's the meme.

[inafadingcrown]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Anyone	Wow, she could use some tension relief. The last time she went this long without being kissed, there was a seven year siege in Mordor	None of you are Celeborn. Therefore none of you are acceptable.

[rues]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Luke	ok look he's smoking hot	but he's also luke goddamn castellan
Jason	someone has to be the levelheaded one	disgustingly affectionate
Nico	shadow travel	shadow travel (also cheer the fuck up, kid)
Mako	easy target tbh	bossy mcbossypants
Korra	damn gurl	??????
Cassie	daughter of zeus	that makes her jason's sister, weird
Kaldur	not percy	but still atlantean
Legolas	might as well be an honorary son of ares tbh	currently incapacitated (THANKS CELEGORM YOU JERK)

[sangilak]

You know, Mako tried to arrest me once.

[brainiest]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Harry Potter	Handsome, kind, caring, funny, brave	Kind of like a brother?
Legolas	Very handsome. Sweet. Charming. Very brave.	Too old. Far too old.
Thranduil	Kind, charming, polite.	Older than Legolas. LEGOLAS' DAD.
John Grimm	Brave, strong, funny, takes care of me, sweet (when he wants to be).	A little bit too much like a dad, honestly.
Nico di Angelo	Cute, sweet, very nice.	A bit too much like the baby brother I never had?
Luke Castellan	Nice, at least to me. Handsome. Brave. Funny! Sweet, when he wants to be.	Seems danger prone and self-hateful. Probably thinks I'm a pain, all things considered.
Rachel Dare	Cute and smart and sweet.	Um. Female?
Peter Parker	Cute, funny, smart, kind, too.	Ugh. Science and Magic are very different, okay.
Stiles Stilinski	Funny, nice. Took care of me. Magical? (Not that it matters, of course. Just for conversation's sake).	Idiot.
Arthur Pendragon	Chivalrous, kind, handsome, very sweet and well spoken.	KING?? Married to someone else. Um. I have magic, that's a no go.
Galadriel	Very beautiful, very kind.	Female? I get the feeling she's too old, too.
Merlin	Magical, handsome, funny, sweet. Charming, too, even if he's a little silly.	Gone? :(

[thebreakingwave]

I'm modest, too.

[impeaches]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Loras Tyrell	Handsome, brave, very intelligent and capable, a dear friend and my careful equal in all things.	NoneMale.
Margaery Tyrell	Beautiful, charming, intelligent, well-loved by the people.	Female, not LorasNone, of course. Already my lady wife.
Sansa Stark	Good family that is allied with mine, very sweet.	Youth. Not Loras
Daenerys Targaryen	Strong, capable, intelligent. Dragons.	DRAGONS. Enemy(?) Not Loras
Jon Snow	Brave. Watch.	Stannis likes him. Bastard. Not Loras
Sigrid	Determined. Well-spoken. Courageous.	Irritable, frustrating. Not Loras

[kingsdaughter]

...You think I'm courageous?

[She doesn't mind being irritable and frustrating.]

[oursavinggrace]

NAME	PROS	CONS
clarisse	really strong dependable cute dogs she can apparently be nice	she scares me
luke	hot older guy good sense of humor good with a sword	frustrating as hell pretty sure he's still hung up on my sister and that's awkward
rachel	pretty redhead the artsy thing is pretty cool	liable to start glowing green and spewing prophecies that might get me killed virgin oracle whoops
nico	sweet kid when you actually get to know him only person here i could really have a proper spar with lots in common between the demigod thing and the big three thing and this amnesia thing and the sister thing and all that he really needs a hug	understandably really old-fashioned so much internalized homophobia pretty sure he's still hung up on percy
sansa	really pretty polite and well-spoken all sweet and innocent and stuff	super sheltered pretty sure she has a lot of issues to work through
cassie	nO NO NO	incest
amaterasu	stop	motherly wolves are great and all but wolf also seriously she's like a mom
margaery	pretty and interested in things!	she threw a knife at my head
hermione	smart and pretty like really smart wow magic is cool she's really chill about all the godly stuff and that's cool	she's really reminds me of annabeth and that'd be weird
arthur	omg a superhero that's so cool!!	like twice my age plus the whole water thing is like destined to end badly for me
stiles	why	more obnoxious than percy and leo combined
arya	awesome wolf super spunky	she is a tiny baby like seriously little sister figure only
literally anyone	????	i have a girlfriend um???

[fell_to_hell]

I am not sweet and I do not need a hug, oh my gods go away.