The Relationship Table Meme!

[fairbrook]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme

♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

*meme credit

Comments

[thebreakingwave]

NAME	PROS	CONS
Hermione	Gorgeous, best friend, brilliant, a lot of fun.	Best friend and I don't want to make it weird.
I don't know? I mean. There are plenty of great people here, but I'm not really the dateable/dating sort.	Status quo isn't necessary a bad thing? Right?	Narnia/Aslan/closet jokes, I'm just saying.
...my right hand.	What?! I'm 18.	Cheap jokes.

[artem]

( doesn't even know you

staring anyway. )

[thebreakingwave]

...what?

[artem]

Your hand.

[thebreakingwave]

[ Shruuuuuug? ]

Would you have preferred if I put up some strikethrough text about cold showers, a vegetarian diet, and wholesome living?

[artem]

( Okay. Now she's just going to burst into laughter. ) Okay, okay -- No. God, no.

[thebreakingwave]

And I suppose honesty is a part of wholesome living...

[ Now he's just being a little shit. ]

[artem]

( god ) Uh-huh... Well. I'm just gonna -- go.

[thebreakingwave]

I am honestly sorry if I made you uncomfortable, but it's not that unusual. I'm fairly sure most people, even people kidnapped into fairyworlds have given it a go.

[ Eye-rolling is a go! ]

[artem]

I'm not really uncomfortable so much as... Isn't that the kind of thing you normally keep to yourself? Like, that wouldn't be a point of pride for most of the guys I know... Is all.

[thebreakingwave]

I'm not saying it's a point of pride, just that looking at the folks around me, and...well...not even close to the same playing field, you know?

I'm a realist.

[artem]

Fair point. Maybe we should start a 'hey, who's still a teenager' poll.