The Relationship Table Meme!

[fairbrook]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme

♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

*meme credit

Comments

[marred]

[ ]

[sangilak]

[ HONEST QUESTION!!1 ]

Is it anything like the movers?

[marred]

[ crying on the inside ]

... Movies?

[sangilak]

No, "movers"? Moving pictures with sound and music?

[marred]

Movies.

[ pay attention, your education is about to start and there will be an exam at the conclusion ]

Longer moving pictures with sound and music than TV. Also concludes their story while you've got your ass planted on an uncomfortable chair and you're eating the saltiest popcorn of your life.

[sangilak]

[ how the fuck does "movies" even make sense, tho. either way, korra's listening with rapt attention!! ]

Why would anyone do that?

[ and what the fuck is popcorn. ]

[marred]

You ever heard of a book?

[sangilak]

Is there anyone who hasn't?

[marred]

[ 10% less martian, phew ]

Why do you read a book?

[sangilak]

For research?

[ to make sure she's going to the right spirit portals so she can defeat the spiritual embodiment of chaos and darkness. ]

Sometimes Jinora reads really silly romance stories [ even though she's like 11?? ] and gets all these ideas in her head. But I don't really have time to read.

[marred]

And entertainment.

[ live a little, girlfriend ]

You sit on an uncomfortable chair with people you like to enjoy yourself. [ do you know what this means? or must he explain that concept to you, too? ] Doesn't hurt to have a few inside jokes, either.

[sangilak]

[ she enjoys herself when she gets to beat shit up :DDD ]

I guess that makes sense! Bolin's movers were all war propaganda to get the people of Republic City on the side of the Southern Water Tribe.

[ they. they haven't really gotten the "entertainment" part of the "entertainment industry" down yet. ]

[marred]

... Yeah. That's not really fun. [ and lets not touch that with a four foot long sword ] You need good ... movers. Entertaining ones. Stories about heroes and heroines taking on monsters and saving the world in the process.

[sangilak]

[ a quick nod!! ]

That's what happened in the Nuktuk movers! [ beat ] And that's every day of my life.

[marred]

... Monsters are a part of your every day life?