The Relationship Table Meme!

[fairbrook]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme

♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

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[brainiest]

... A little bit older than twenty, then.

[ SHE'S SCARED TO FIND OUT........... ]

[orcsurfing]

[ Okay, he has to chuckle a bit at that. ]

A little bit, indeed. At actual twenty I was still barely as tall as my father's knees.

[ Elves grow up slower!! ]

[brainiest]

Well, if you count all my time travel I'm techincally twenty-one.

[ But. Yes, this is funny, and she's giggling. ]

We'll just have to stay good friends, won't we?

[orcsurfing]

[ Oh he too finds it most amusing! ]

Ah, but there is a great joy in that alone! Though that you would consider my interest, were it not for that which makes it impossible, is most flattering.

[ And like a gentleman, in manner most exaggerated, theatrical almost he takes her hand to drop a gentle, dry kiss to her knuckles. ]

[brainiest]

[ I hope you like blushing humans, Legolas, because that's what you've got right now. ]

Honestly, you say that like anyone would be able to turn you down, Legolas.

[orcsurfing]

[ They are, indeed, most endearing! His smile is lopsided, the chuckle a soft thing. ]

You fluster me with such words, Hermione.

[ There may be traces of pink trailing across his cheeks to the very tips of pointed ears as he straightens. Always, always most oblivious to the subtle attentions he might have been given in his time, and never had he truly tested what she speaks of, ah... ]

[brainiest]

[ But look how cute he is!! She shakes her head, resisting the urge to touch the lovely blush and make note of it. ]

I'm just being honest. You're lovely, Legolas, and so very polite.

[orcsurfing]

[ She is far too kind to him, and he's most grateful that the flush has not been addressed in any way whatsoever. Despite the fluster, he does manage a wink and the humour is there to deflect the subject entirely. ]

Please say no more, lest my father will wish to have words with you over making my ego swell too much.

[brainiest]

[ Oh, gosh, well. She laughs at that, biting her lip to try and muffle it a little. ]

Then I'll just have to flatter him so he can see I'm just being honest.

[orcsurfing]

[ For shame, Hermione! Laugh freely the way he does, though then he leans in to whisper a secret. ]

The perfect trick, I have observed recently, is to say the two of us look more like brothers than a father and a son. Trust me when I say it pleases and amuses him greatly to hear.

[brainiest]

[ She brightens at that, leaning closer as if she's sharing a fond secret. ]

I'll keep that in mind. Oh, Lord Thranduil, did you know when I first met you I thought you and Legolas were brothers? I felt very silly when I found out you were his father...

[orcsurfing]

[ His eyebrows both rise with amusement, his grin wide enough to reveal dimples in cheeks. Eyes alight with great mirth. ]

Ah, perfect! [ He gives a small, but polite bow. ] You certainly know how to pay compliments to the elves, my Lady.

[brainiest]

I'd like to think I'm telling truths more than anything, Legolas.

[ She shifts, offering a curtsey even with her jeans on. ]

[orcsurfing]

Of course! I did not mean to imply you speak untruths. But the way these truths are said is important as well, your words flow beautifully.

[ What he says might be in teasing tones, yet he means every word he says, every compliment is a fact in his mind and he finds them important to share. ]

You are most generous and most bright, however, so it is no surprise.

[brainiest]

Well, I try. I'm not a poet, exactly, but I'd like to think I can be good with words sometimes.

[ And, really, she's just beaming. Legolas has a way of making her feel a little less awkward and strange. ]

Thank you. Your compliments are most appreciated.

[orcsurfing]

And the effort pays off for sure. You do not have to be a poet, all it takes is intelligence and wit to craft beautiful sentences.

[ Oh ever is he glad she's comfortable with him and he'll strive that it never changes, but only strengthens. ]

Those are not mere compliments, Hermione, but the same sort of truths you spoke earlier.