The Relationship Table Meme!

[fairbrook]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme

♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

*meme credit

Comments

[marred]

Trust me, I know.

[ :c :c self-hate initiating in three ... two ... ]

... You don't seem too thrilled about it. Long walks on the beach, moonlit dinners, really cheesy rom-coms. I hear a guy really likes you if they opt for that over an action flick.

[brainiest]

Honestly, I'd much rather see the 'action flick'. I've never been particularly interested in romantic comedies when I've had the chance to see them with my mum. I'd much rather read a book.

[ shrug. ]

Maybe a dog would be better after all.

[marred]

They're loyal. [ and cute and cuddly and better company than demigods and mortals alike. ] But I hear they're needy. If you sit down to watch the latest Bruce Willis release, the guy might just fall asleep or demand you feed him.

[ ... ]

Sounds like a needy boyfriend to me. Probably should add muggles — both kinds — to the no column.

[brainiest]

That sounds just like my boys, actually. They're needy and irritating and make me do their homework for them - but that's alright, I do love them.

[ snerk. ]

So I can't date anyone?

[marred]

But do you love homework as much as it loves you?

[ casually ignores the question. ]

[brainiest]

Definitely. We're a solid pair, homework and I.

[marred]

Sounds like a match made in heaven.

Even though I doubt the homework deserves you.

[brainiest]

Now you're just flattering me, Luke.

1/2 because i can.

[marred]

I wasn't doing that before?

[marred]

— Is this you using my own weapon of sarcasm against me, Granger?

[brainiest]

No! I wasn't even being sarcastic. I was just saying...

[marred]

You better get used to it. I'm on a quest to make you blush scarlet.

[brainiest]

... Really? Is this more or less important than the quest to find a Muggle?

[marred]

More. [ not because the other one is full of shit or a reason for him to bug her. #nope. ] I know I'll complete it.

[brainiest]

I don't know. I don't blush easily, Luke Castellan.

[marred]

And I don't give up easily, Hermione Granger.

I may not be the son of Hecate, but I've got a few charms up my sleeve.

[brainiest]

I don't know... I'm interested in seeing you experiment.

[marred]

Is this a high interest or a low interest?

I need to know for my quests. Official business.

[brainiest]

Hm... Medium interest?

[marred]

[ he feigns disappointment, sighing. ] I guess I should prioritise it lower, then — especially if you're not that interested.

[brainiest]

Now you're just being mean, Luke!

[marred]

I'm being mean? [ the lies! the slander! the accuracy! ] Are you the one who is going to be awake all night crying over the fact that Hermione Granger doesn't care about little, ol' me?

[brainiest]

And who, exactly, said I didn't care, Mr. Castellan?

[marred]

Your medium to low interest tells me everything I need to know, Miss Granger.

[brainiest]

You're completely misinterpreting my words.