Drink up, me hearties

[teenyoda]

THE DRUNK MEME

1. Drinking Games: You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea. You know, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice: Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting: Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell Them How You Really Feel: You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't literally just met, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas: This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting: While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets: What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day: All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

Comments

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[teenyoda]

{He has the alcohol tolerance of an anemic flea.}

6 is the story of their lives tho

[baseborne]

[The stairs appear to be listing slightly to the right every time Jon glances down at them, which he feels probably isn't normal. He grips the dinner trays that he and Stiles had pilfered from the great hall, trying and failing to recall just how many steins of ale he'd ended up consuming over the course of their two-man pizza party.]

We used to do this, but on snow.

[He says that with great confidence, and significant slurring.]

drunk locketing.

[steeledskin]

You would look very handsome in real clothing.

[ go ahead. ask her what real clothing is. i dare you. ]

rachel elizabeth dare ✒ pjo

[truesight]

[ give me everything on the list ]

DRUNK TEXTING

[teenyoda]

If I started a hot redhead club, could I steal you for it?

teresa agnes ₪ tmr

[munies]

[ guess who's never gotten drunk before no guess ]

jon snow | a song of ice and zombies | OTA

[baseborne]

[will hopefully not run from the hall crying this time]

drunk locketing.

[steeledskin]

[ let's not ask where sansa found the strong spirits. ]

JON -- I tried to make lemon cakes and I fear I think I started a fairy war. Another littler fairy war. In the kitchens.

[ typical stark tbh. ] Please come???

Harry Potter and the Drinks with Fancy Umbrellas

[thebreakingwave]

[ Harry is super cautious about getting drunk, but he's also a serious lightweight.

Life is hard. /sob, sob. ]

[vrykolakas]

[Tiny umbrellas. How have they procured them? A royal boon? By happy chance at the Station? Who knows.

The Brucolac flicks the one that's in his glass, moving slightly sluggishly through blood. (The umbrella is yellow. To contrast.) Then he takes a sip.]

You're right. [Deadpan.] It is more relaxing this way. By a, mm. 25% margin, at least. [You are 25% drunk, Brucolac.] Probably some low-level thaumaturgy.

[Plucking out the umbrella and licking the stick, don't mind him.]

the brucolac // bas-lag // ota

[vrykolakas]

[Ask not how. Or he might tell you.]

9 for full awful | audio

[ziggyzoggy]

[God, what fucking time is it? Who even knows.]

Hey.

[He seems hesitant.]

Ya know where the revels room be?

[A long pause.]

...An' can ya come down to 'em and help me find me pants?

sansa stark | asoiaf

[steeledskin]

[ uuuuhm. yep. ]

buffy summers | btvs

[herotypical]

[ because this is the best of ideas. ]

Tauriel | Tolkien | OTA

[tawarwaith]

[It either takes awhile or some really strong stuff to get her drunk, but it is entirely doable~]

lydia martin / arooooooo / ota.

[amplified]

( Lydia makes the best punch in the whole world.

Unfortunately when she doesn't have anyone to share it with it's also knock-down strong. )

clary fray // SHADOWHUNTERS!!!! // ota

[artem]

( 0 tolerance with this one. D r u uuuuuuuu u n k. )

cassie blake // WITCHES!!! // ota

[powerful]

( Cassie is easily trashed and probably can't spell her own name right now. )

thomas ₪ tmr

[greenies]

[ thomas edison are you smiling ]

effy stonem | skins

[mdma]

[ expect her to be a lot more friendly ]

ben hawkins | carnivàle

[rube]

[ he's a real lightweight ]

7

[amplified]

( Lydia, already pleasantly fuzzy-headed, brings another glass of punch to her quiet friend. She leans down low and close to his face, smiling coyly. ) How's the punch? My own recipe. Here. ( she hands him a glass ) Brought you another.

leo valdez | heroes of olympus

[commandertoolbelt]

[ fair warning: you might get accosted in spanish. ]

Waver Velvet/Lord El Melloi II | Fate/zero | OTA + bonus drunk text starter

[gordianknots]

[Medium weight and even grumpier than usual.]

-

You will die and I will carve 'I told you so' on your headstone.

drunk locketing.

[steeledskin]

-- Gods have mercy. My Lord?

[ perhaps she's had a few cups of her own with dinner, but certainly she never anticipated being contacted this evening. and not by waver. ]

bolin | legend of korra | ota

[bolincredible]

[ because he's not bad enough when he's sober or anything i mean rly ]