fairynuff | Drink up, me hearties

THE DRUNK MEME

1. Drinking Games: You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea. You know, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice: Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting: Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell Them How You Really Feel: You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't literally just met, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas: This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting: While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets: What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day: All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

this is getting sad don't be sad you should be getting out there finding a wolf to crush your lone wolf status you can do it! i believe in you!

Are you my dating cheer squad? You should have pompoms.

And a pleated skirt? "Team Stiles" embroidered on my sweater?

I approve of this as the club uniform.

you're turning our hot redhead club into your dating cheer squad? that seems... self serving. and it totally limits your dating pool, since you can't date people on your own cheer squad, that's just a fact.

That's a bullshit fact. i can date whoever I want. The outfits would be cute. Eye candy.

it's a factual fact! and if you can date whoever you want, why do you need a fan club cheer squad disguised as a hot redhead club, hmm?

Eye candy. =|

or you should just ask someone out on a date, so they can be your eye candy.

Lone wolfs don't need dates. They need eye candy. And hot redheads to sleep on.

sleep ON? they make specialty body pillow covers for that purpose. you're just being selfish with this whole club thing. i don't think i like what you're turning it into.