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HALLOWEEN MEME

life's no fun without a good scare
based on lethophxbia.tumblr's halloween au prompts

I ☆ Wow, what a great mask you have... Is there a deep dark secret beneath it? A deep conversation may lead to the truth- is it a secret identity, a monster, or a phantom?

II ★ Well, one of us is going to have to change. It looks like they've come to this party with a costume matching yours, and everyone is starting to think you're a couple because of this. Is this good? Bad? Awkward as hell?

III ☆ Trick o' Trip! Look, baby, I know I said we'd go out tonight, but I really gotta take my kid sister/brother/ward/etc. trick or treating, first. You don't mind, right?

IV ★ Boosiness as Usual Looks like you're both working in a haunted house together. Is this the shittiest establishment on the planet, or are even the staff shivering in their boots? Or are you both watching house-goers go by and scaring the shit out of them?

V ☆ Shiver Me Timbers That costume is hot. Really hot. No, really. Do with this prompt what you will, whether it be awkward flirting or actually snagging a date.

VI ★ Revenge of the Undead That piece of shit scared the crap out of you. Time for some hella payback.

VII ☆ Pumpkin Carving Just what it says on the tin. Prepare your messy masterpieces.

VIII ★ Try this one on! Whether you're playing dressup in the closet or you work for the halloween store, all you want is for your friend/crush/partner/sibling/etc. to try on ALL THE THINGS. Get in the spirit, hero!

IX ☆ Spooktacular Cemetery Which one of you idiots had the bright idea to walk through a 'haunted' cemetery on Halloween night? Well, have fun with that one. Is it really haunted, or are all the shadows moving around a trick of the mind?

X ★ Ouija Wonders Hey, the spirits wanted me to kiss you-- wait, you want to ask them if you can hit me for it? M-maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

XI ☆ Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat more like NEVER!!! Trick-or-Treating never goes out of style and you are gonna rock this. Is your tagging partner trick-or-treating with you, or are they the ones shaking their head at you?

XII ★ JINKIES Th-this haunted house is a little scarier than I thought... Get together and grab a human shield friend for a wild ride.

XIII ☆ Mystery Flavor Itching to play a different prompt or got something else on your mind? Well, go ahead and do it. There are no bosses on halloween.

Comments

SUCH PROMPT VERY SPOOPY

[gordianknots]

[Waver's answering only because he's hoping that he and Rin can run the heck out of the house before Rider can catch up and drag them all along. Somehow the idea of Halloween became the idea of conquering the most houses and--

--And this is unexpected. Taking a single beat to look at Rin, Waver then claps a palm to his forehead, and lets out a long suffering sigh.]

Oh for fuck's sake.

[gandere]

Ugh--is this a joke?

[ It isn't a very good one. Honestly, she's come to expect better of him seeing as he's probably one of the very few magi in the entire universe with a sense of humor. ]

[gordianknots]

[Sloooowly, he just rubs the bridge of his nose.]

No. No it is not. How on Earth did we sync this up?

[gandere]

I had no choice in this matter. The responsibility was passed on to my Servant since I thought he would fare better than I in the creativity department seeing as he creates things.

Clearly I was mistaken.

Did you make the same error of judgment?

[gordianknots]

Yep. Although I think I had a little more do-it-yourself in the business of costume making.

Please tell me you're at least making Archer suffer through this alongside us.

[gandere]

Archer's too old to go trick or treating.

[ And Waver's apparently not. ]

[gordianknots]

Rider is way older and insisting. I say if I'm suffering and you're suffering, we make Archer suffer too.

[gandere]

Oooh! He'd just be miserable the entire time and make us dump out our bags of candy while insisting it's all unhealthy for us.

There may or may not be a comment about my weight thrown in for added measure.

[gordianknots]

We could be completely childish and egg your own house to make him clean it up.

[gandere]

What if he misses a spot? Then the entire place would smell like rotten egg and I'd have to endure it until the smell faded!

[gordianknots]

Does Archer ever miss a spot?

[gandere]

No, but there are some places he won't touch. Once he went near my dresser and was zapped for his troubles by a barrier I had placed there.

[ There's never been a burglar, never a stray animal, but Rin's panties drawer is definitely enchanted to hurt anyone who touches it. ]

[gordianknots]

Rin, why the hell are we going to egg your dresser?

[He isn't even questioning why there's a barrier there. Some things are best left unknown.]

[gandere]

You didn't specify where we were egging! It was natural to think that my bedroom would be a source of the attack.

[gordianknots]

That's not natural at all! You egg the outside of the house, you don't go in and just start tossing eggs everywhere!

[gandere]

It isn't as if I'm experienced in these matters! You must have been some kind of wild delinquent as a child to be so well-versed in the matter of egging one's home!

[gordianknots]

It's a movie and television cliche! I've never actually done the act before!

[gandere]

They show these things in movies?! No wonder the youth of my age are idiots!

[gordianknots]

--I think there's a lot of other reasons for that but okay you know what we've gotten so off topic I don't even remember what we were arguing about now.

[gandere]

That's because you're old and your memory is shifty. We were discussing ways to punish Archer in case he called me fat.

... and where is Rider?

[gordianknots]

Isn't that what the back of your hand is for?

Also, still in the bathroom, changing.

[gandere]

I can't just hit Archer because he's stupid.

[ (but she can hit him for every other reason out there) ]

Suppose we should be grateful that he's actually getting dressed this time.

[gordianknots]

Well, it's an insult. Yell at him, at least.

[Don't. Remind. Him.]

I understand there's a kilt involved though.

[gandere]

... longer than my skirt though, right?

[ RIGHT????????????? ]

[gordianknots]

I really hope so.

[Hey. Waver talked him out of the 300 idea.]