TEST DRIVE MEME #5

[fairyfoes]

TEST DRIVE MEME

Considering apping to EACHDRAIDH? Why not give the setting a test run here! OPTIONAL SCENARIOS 01. ARRIVING IN THE DRABWURLD. The Seelie and Unseelie courts welcome you with mirthful revelry and hearty food. After you have been briefed on your purpose here, you will find an endless feast and a night filled with entertainment to placate your concerns. Mingle with new arrivals, sneak down the castle halls and make sure your eyes are always on your glass; fairies and imps have no bias when it comes to tricks! 02. THE STATION. Looking for a little slice of home? The Station gives you all that and more. Take advantage of the wifi, have a cup of fairy-brewed coffee (the one they didn't spit in) or sit back and relax on the patio. You can even move your things into one of the available rooms! 03. WILDCARD. Your own scenario! Explore the Drabwurld or simply take advantage of your Locket!

Comments

JUNPEI IORI; PERSONA 3; UNSEELIE

[slugout]

[ A. unseelie feast

you know. there's a lot of suspicious characters that look really shady and suspicous that the general... shitty decor does not help at all? and then there's some people that look so out of place, it's more ridiculous than scary. for example, this guy:

skinny, high school, wearing a baseball hat, sporting a baby's first goatee, and poking the silverware and tables with a suspiciously sharp katana.

seriously, dude, what? he's not even really talking to anyone, just... talking for the sake of talking, but if you want to assume it's YOU he's addressing... have at it. ]

Seriously, if you're gonna attack, can you just get it over with!?

[ B. the station

guess who has a duffel bag he's loading up with junk food from the vending machines? THIS GUY. bro needs a hoard of mad bull, instant ramen, and fritoes, okay!? ]

B.

[snipers]

[ aaaand guess who's coming up behind junpei as he's stuffing that hoard into his duffel?

this girl! and of course she's judging. ]

Junpei, what are you doing?

[slugout]

[ AS IF IT WERE THE MOST LOGICAL THING IN THE WORLD: ]

Stocking up. You're not tired of the weird food?

[ not that it has ever stopped junpei from eating it... ]

[snipers]

...Honestly?

[ she sighs :( ]

I wish I knew how many calories were in each meal. That way I could pace myself.

[ otherwise the food's not bad? just... weird. and probably really fattening. ]

[slugout]

[slugout]

Yeah, okay, whatever. You should get a bag too.

[snipers]

[ oh my god ]

I'm not gonna be living on nothing but ramen and candybars for the next month, Stupei.

b.

[heavyaxe]

[are you fucking serious, junpei.]

You're gonna get sick eatin' all that junk.

[hey what's up how casual is this you probably think he's dead but w/e that's all cool.]

[slugout]

[ hey that kind of sounds like... ]

HOLY SHIT!!!?

[heavyaxe]

[okay was that really necessary. he frowns, and he means to be just looking at junpei, but it's coming off as glaring.]

What?

[he doesn't want to talk about it.]

[slugout]

[ he's just sort of just... yelling at the general surroundings. ]

Not cool, man! The hell kinda joke are you trying to pull?

[ alkjsdkjldg??? IMPOSTER SHINJIS??? ]

What's next, impostor Chidoris!?

[heavyaxe]

Impost- [he snorts] don't be an idiot. I ain't an impostor.

[and anyway, why was junpei bringing chidori into this?]

Calm down.

[ok that's near impossible for junpei but whatever]

a

[liven]

Isn't that rude?

[ Shijima says, like she has any right to speak about rudeness or table manners at all, as Junpei pokes the table with a katana.

She's pretty sure that's rude. At least it doesn't sound like she really cares, though; there's just a mild interest in what, exactly, he's doing. Crazy humans. ]

[slugout]

[ ok so... the table is not a shadow. that is very good to know. okay. whew. ]

Eh, it's table, it doesn't care. And if it wasn't actually a real table, it deserves it for being a soul eating blob in disguise.

[ wow that is really. specific..... ( ･᷄ㅂ･᷅ ) junpei... ]

[liven]

[ what the fuck ]

Ah, I see. You're one of those crazy humans.

[ Yep, totally psychotic...that clears things up. Soul eating table blobs what. ]

Don't upset the tables with fish on them, boy. [ but feel free to keep testing the other ones, she guesses. things that don't sound like her problem: crazy paranoid about tables humans... ]

[slugout]

No, just justifiably suspicious. Who asked you anyway?

[ wait... she's tiny..... ]

... And shouldn't a kid like you be more careful here?

B

[bolincredible]

[ bruh

are you anticipating an apocalypse only energy drinks and ramen will survive

but let's be real. bolin can't even judge. half the reason he even comes here is for the food. he's drinking a soda right now. ]

Sooo. [ sup ] I think that's probably like the most impressive food hoard I've ever seen someone get together in ten minutes. Did you get some kind of epic quest you could only take snacks on, or...?

[slugout]

[ the packing efficiency of this bag right now is... unprecedented. seriously. ]

Huh? Oh, nahh. You've seen the stuff at the castle, though, right? Nothing but wine and... really bland white people food. A guy's gotta stock up.

1/2

[bolincredible]

[ s i i i i i i i p.

all things considered, ryan probably hasn't managed to show bolin Mean Girls and weather all his questions about that horrible, horrible society by this point in time, so.

dude you just totally lost him at white people food. at least it was most of the way through the point. ]

[bolincredible]

[ Well whatever. ]

Okay, sure, I can see where you're coming from! I mean, personally I'll eat just about anything if it's free and not a day old yet, but that. That obviously can't be how everyone does it. [ ...........shit ]

Huh. Where do they even get all that wine...?

[slugout]

Uh... wherever they get grapes... I think...?

[ and junpei just kinda stares for a second. uh. okay. he's all for leftovers too, but? ]

Dude, they don't even have fridges here. I'm not so sure leftovers are a good idea. And don't you ever want something from home?

[ shut up, bolin is obviously not yt. ]

A.

[survivra]

It wouldn't be worth attacking you when you barely look like you're able to handle the table with that sword, let alone me.

[ she's been watching him half thinking he's going to hurt himself with it and wondering if it's going to happen, so assuming he's speaking to her. just katsa looking out for u. and down on u ]

[slugout]

What? Who said I was gonna fight you?

[ rude! ] And I know how to handle Katanabat just fine, thanks!

[survivra]

You said it, didn't you? But I never said I was going to fight, either. Unless you were talking to the table and the dinnerware.

[slugout]

Oh, no I wasn't... talking to you. I was talking to myself, kinda. About the table.

[ ah... wow she's got neat eyes. ]

And I have a real reason to do that, so—! Don't judge.