Date Auction Meme

[withbite]

Feeling a bit down with the war looming ahead of you? What better way to raise some money for the cause than by bidding what you have on a lovely Bachelor or Bachelorette of your dreams?



1) Participants can either auction themselves or friends can sign them up for the auction!
2) Make sure to add a starting price!
3) Bidders can be anyone.
4) Please put the character's name and canon in the header.

Bidding ends... whenever. Dammit, this is Fairyland, Jim. Time has no hold here. The reward is dinner with whomever they bid on (or whatever else was agreed on). Multiple winners are allowed (because this is a meme, okay? Okay.)


Side note. This is FAKE money. No real money. Just RP pretend time money.

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Comments

Alyosha; NPC

[thebreakingwave]

She's glorious, brilliant, terrifying, and there's no one who doesn't adore her. I know I'm speaking quickly here, but I suspect that as soon as I'm done, I'm going to need to run for my life.

Who'll offer twenty-five for dinner with Alyosha?

[ ...and he's not running away, so much as advancing in reverse. Quickly. ]

[withbite]

[Available female? Sign him up.]

Twenty-five.

[fairyfoes]

Come now, you don't look like the sort to leave a lady wanting.

[ Flicks her forked tongue at him in a manner that's unmistakably suggestive. ]

[withbite]

[That... had him raising a brow in curiosity and interest.]

Fine. I will be gracious and double that. But I hope you're a very fun date.

[fairyfoes]

[ Her delighted laugh flashes fangs. ]

Darling, you'll be fighting to keep up!

[withbite]

Good. I like to build up an appetite for something worth it.

[He blew her a kiss.]

[fairyfoes]

[ winking roguishly at him. ]

No reason we can't satisfy two appetites at once, I wager.

[withbite]

See, now you're just tempting my baser natures.

I like that.

[fairyfoes]

[ She's on her feet and pointing him out, aghast. ]

Why you little fucking scamp! I'll give you a matter of seconds to start running, Harry!

[sangilak]

Fifty five.

[ hey if you're gonna beat up harry, she wants to watch ]

[fairyfoes]

Make it an even sixty and I'll take you out after dinner.

[sangilak]

[ she can't tell if that's a threat or a challenge...

...





challenge. ]

Sixty.

[withbite]

Sorry, kid, but daddy needs a distraction.

Seventy.

[sangilak]

Eighty.

[withbite]

Don't you have something to do that doesn't involve... this?

Ninety.

[sangilak]

Don't you?

A hundred.

[withbite]

No, but I'm trying to remedy that.

A hundred and twenty.

[thebreakingwave]

You say these things because you love me, right?

[ With a rather undignified yelp, Harry leaves the stage at a run and he's going to be outside and actually running as fast as he can. (He could apparate or call for his broom, but that would be cheating. ]

[fairyfoes]

[ Oh, he barely makes the door before she gets his clothes by the collar and begins hauling him back, mussing his hair. ]

Must learn to be faster, champion!

[thebreakingwave]

[ Harry yelps and squirms in place, wishing he could turn into an appropriate irate sort of animal rather than just a plain, old wizard. ]

I should be faster? No, no, I moving so slow because I thought I should give you at least a fair chance owing to your advanced age.

[ ...Harry, no. ]

[fairyfoes]

Advanced age, Harry!

[ Laughing, she gave him a shake. ]

I ought to cuff you for being such a smartass.

[thebreakingwave]

[ Harry whooped with delight as he rather ineffectually tried to twist and get free. ]

Be gentle. I'm delicate.

[fairyfoes]

Liar, too! [ Laughing, she kissed the crown of his head. ]

[of_the_lake]

Eighty.

[Vacuous stare.]

[fairyfoes]

You know, you could have about as much of my time as you liked for free.