[Texts From Last Night]

[fairbrook]

texts from last night

you know the drill.

Comments

Integra Hellsing || Hellsing

[fairbrook]

1) Put cigar in mouth backwards. Please remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.

2) I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be allowed in the same room again.

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[unclebob]

Are you bleeding? Or missing any limbs?

[fairbrook]

No.

[Cannot say the same for the unfortunate souls in the room with her, though.]

[unclebob]

Then you are doing better than most who use sharp objects while intoxicated.

[fairbrook]

Arguably speaking, yes.

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[died_a_virgin]

You're lucky I have superhuman speed and agility.

[fairbrook]

You truly are a blessing, Seras.

[For better or for worse...]

[died_a_virgin]

I'm going to need a new uniform.

[fairbrook]

[Yeaaaaaaaah, sorry about that one...]

Perhaps you require a trip to the wardrobe.

[How convenient we have these fairies to mend our clothing now...]