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Sir Integra "Vampmum" Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing (
fairbrook
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2014
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10:53 pm
[Texts From Last Night]
texts from last night
you know the drill.
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Integra Hellsing || Hellsing
fairbrook
2014-05-31 04:27 am (UTC)
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Please remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be allowed in the same room again.
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unclebob
2014-05-31 07:09 am (UTC)
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Are you bleeding? Or missing any limbs?
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fairbrook
2014-05-31 07:17 am (UTC)
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No.
[Cannot say the same for the unfortunate souls in the room with her, though.]
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unclebob
2014-06-01 05:24 am (UTC)
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Then you are doing better than most who use sharp objects while intoxicated.
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fairbrook
2014-06-03 04:24 am (UTC)
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Arguably speaking, yes.
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died_a_virgin
2014-05-31 07:20 am (UTC)
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You're lucky I have superhuman speed and agility.
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fairbrook
2014-05-31 07:25 am (UTC)
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You truly are a blessing, Seras.
[For better or for worse...]
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died_a_virgin
2014-05-31 07:26 am (UTC)
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I'm going to need a new uniform.
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fairbrook
2014-05-31 07:29 am (UTC)
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[Yeaaaaaaaah, sorry about that one...]
Perhaps you require a trip to the wardrobe.
[How convenient we have these fairies to mend our clothing now...]
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Integra Hellsing || Hellsing
2) I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be allowed in the same room again.
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[Cannot say the same for the unfortunate souls in the room with her, though.]
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[For better or for worse...]
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Perhaps you require a trip to the wardrobe.
[How convenient we have these fairies to mend our clothing now...]