fairbrook: mignonette; (♛ We are now accepting callers;)
Sir Integra "Vampmum" Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing ([personal profile] fairbrook) wrote in [community profile] fairynuff2014-05-30 10:53 pm
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liugan: ʙʟᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢᴍᴜsᴇ (❡ 029)

loki; mcu

[personal profile] liugan 2014-05-31 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
1: i'm sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room

2: Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Edited 2014-05-31 04:12 (UTC)
thebreakingwave: (01 » welp)

harry potter

[personal profile] thebreakingwave 2014-05-31 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
1: You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.

2: Apparently I'm a "fire hazard".
fairbrook: mignonette; art © solid&etc; (♛ He is calling me DUDE;)

Integra Hellsing || Hellsing

[personal profile] fairbrook 2014-05-31 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
1) Put cigar in mouth backwards. Please remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.

2) I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be allowed in the same room again.
Edited 2014-05-31 04:27 (UTC)
gordianknots: Please don't waste your pity votes on me (Default)

Waver Velvet/Lord El Melloi II | Fate/zero

[personal profile] gordianknots 2014-05-31 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
prinsects: (Well this may be problematic.)

Alexia Ashford | Resident Evil

[personal profile] prinsects 2014-05-31 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
A.

I found something that will stop the bleeding.

B.

YOU WERE WRONG.

HOW DARE YOU?
oursavinggrace: (☈haha what)

jason grace / pjo

[personal profile] oursavinggrace 2014-05-31 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
A. i'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" any explanation for this?

B. if you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, i may have been electrocuted.
unclebob: (Trust me)

Terminator | Terminator 2: Judgment Day

[personal profile] unclebob 2014-05-31 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
1) I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.

2) knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Edited 2014-05-31 07:07 (UTC)
died_a_virgin: (Default)

Seras Victoria || Hellsing

[personal profile] died_a_virgin 2014-05-31 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
1. After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.

2. This is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: I have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
Edited 2014-05-31 08:11 (UTC)
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Masamori Sumimura | Kekkaishi

[personal profile] shadow_spread 2014-05-31 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
soudacan: <lj user=iwantyou> did the icons (it's got a Lincoln motor)

Souda Kazuichi | Super Dangan Ronpa 2

[personal profile] soudacan 2014-05-31 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
1. i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting

2. The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.

3. I murdered the dance floor call Monobear

4. Text him
Edited 2014-05-31 19:51 (UTC)
inafadingcrown: (What did you say?)

Galadriel | Tolkien

[personal profile] inafadingcrown 2014-06-01 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
1. it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?

2. I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.

3. All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.

4. Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom

5. You pick something
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