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Sir Integra "Vampmum" Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing (
fairbrook
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2014
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10:53 pm
[Texts From Last Night]
texts from last night
you know the drill.
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loki; mcu
liugan
2014-05-31 04:10 am (UTC)
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i'm sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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2014-05-31 04:12 (UTC)
harry potter
thebreakingwave
2014-05-31 04:15 am (UTC)
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard".
Integra Hellsing || Hellsing
fairbrook
2014-05-31 04:27 am (UTC)
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Please remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be allowed in the same room again.
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2014-05-31 04:27 (UTC)
Waver Velvet/Lord El Melloi II | Fate/zero
gordianknots
2014-05-31 04:42 am (UTC)
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Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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icy
2014-05-31 04:43 am (UTC)
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amen brother
ice hangovers = the worst :c
Alexia Ashford | Resident Evil
prinsects
2014-05-31 05:07 am (UTC)
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I found something that will stop the bleeding.
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YOU WERE WRONG.
HOW DARE YOU?
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liugan
2014-05-31 05:53 am (UTC)
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I've noticed, if you keep enough punch close at hand, you can have popsicles after.
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icy
2014-05-31 05:56 am (UTC)
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literally the only thing that makes sense to me rn
A+ innovation
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liugan
2014-05-31 06:04 am (UTC)
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One has to be creative in the face of pounding migraines and desires for an early grave.
jason grace / pjo
oursavinggrace
2014-05-31 07:00 am (UTC)
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i'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" any explanation for this?
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if you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, i may have been electrocuted.
Terminator | Terminator 2: Judgment Day
unclebob
2014-05-31 07:07 am (UTC)
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1) I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
2) knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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2014-05-31 07:07 (UTC)
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unclebob
2014-05-31 07:09 am (UTC)
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Are you bleeding? Or missing any limbs?
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fairbrook
2014-05-31 07:17 am (UTC)
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No.
[Cannot say the same for the unfortunate souls in the room with her, though.]
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died_a_virgin
2014-05-31 07:20 am (UTC)
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You're lucky I have superhuman speed and agility.
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died_a_virgin
2014-05-31 07:21 am (UTC)
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I noticed one of the shotguns missing from the armory...
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died_a_virgin
2014-05-31 07:22 am (UTC)
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Do I need to bring you anything?
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fairbrook
2014-05-31 07:25 am (UTC)
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You truly are a blessing, Seras.
[For better or for worse...]
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died_a_virgin
2014-05-31 07:26 am (UTC)
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I'm going to need a new uniform.
Seras Victoria || Hellsing
died_a_virgin
2014-05-31 07:28 am (UTC)
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1. After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
2. This is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: I have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
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2014-05-31 08:11 (UTC)
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fairbrook
2014-05-31 07:29 am (UTC)
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[Yeaaaaaaaah, sorry about that one...]
Perhaps you require a trip to the wardrobe.
[How convenient we have these fairies to mend our clothing now...]
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liugan
2014-05-31 07:51 am (UTC)
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The largest solid chocolate bar you can find. And an umbrella.
Masamori Sumimura | Kekkaishi
shadow_spread
2014-05-31 02:00 pm (UTC)
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I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
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fell_to_hell
2014-05-31 02:00 pm (UTC)
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Jason. What are you doing that might get you electrocuted?
Also, to be clear, I'm not objecting to you being electrocuted. I'm POTENTIALLY objecting to the act you're doing of getting to that point.
Souda Kazuichi | Super Dangan Ronpa 2
soudacan
2014-05-31 07:48 pm (UTC)
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i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
3.
I murdered the dance floor call Monobear
4. Text him
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2014-05-31 19:51 (UTC)
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unclebob
2014-06-01 05:12 am (UTC)
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I have much to learn about what humans consider to be humorous.
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unclebob
2014-06-01 05:24 am (UTC)
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Then you are doing better than most who use sharp objects while intoxicated.
Galadriel | Tolkien
inafadingcrown
2014-06-01 06:24 am (UTC)
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
5. You pick something
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oursavinggrace
2014-06-01 06:52 am (UTC)
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wow thanks for the concern :(
i wanted to see if i can hold an electric charge. like a battery.
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fell_to_hell
2014-06-01 01:57 pm (UTC)
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Why should I be concerned when you can take more volts of electricity than the average person, Sparks?
And you're going to do that by sticking your finger in an electrical socket?
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oursavinggrace
2014-06-01 06:16 pm (UTC)
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i was gonna just find a high roof and do the human lightning rod thing
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fell_to_hell
2014-06-02 12:07 am (UTC)
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Turn Caer Glaem into the Empire State Building. I see.
Any last requests in case this backfires?
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oursavinggrace
2014-06-02 01:16 am (UTC)
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dont let clarisse and luke kill each other. and if percy ever shows up then punch him for me for being so late.
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fairbrook
2014-06-03 04:24 am (UTC)
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Arguably speaking, yes.
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loki; mcu
2: Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
harry potter
2: Apparently I'm a "fire hazard".
Integra Hellsing || Hellsing
2) I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be allowed in the same room again.
Waver Velvet/Lord El Melloi II | Fate/zero
no subject
ice hangovers = the worst :c
Alexia Ashford | Resident Evil
I found something that will stop the bleeding.
B.
YOU WERE WRONG.
HOW DARE YOU?
no subject
no subject
A+ innovation
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jason grace / pjo
B. if you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, i may have been electrocuted.
Terminator | Terminator 2: Judgment Day
2) knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
2
no subject
[Cannot say the same for the unfortunate souls in the room with her, though.]
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2
no subject
[For better or for worse...]
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Seras Victoria || Hellsing
2. This is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: I have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
no subject
Perhaps you require a trip to the wardrobe.
[How convenient we have these fairies to mend our clothing now...]
no subject
Masamori Sumimura | Kekkaishi
B
Also, to be clear, I'm not objecting to you being electrocuted. I'm POTENTIALLY objecting to the act you're doing of getting to that point.
Souda Kazuichi | Super Dangan Ronpa 2
2. The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
3. I murdered the dance floor call Monobear
4. Text him
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Galadriel | Tolkien
2. I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
3. All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
4. Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
5. You pick something
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i wanted to see if i can hold an electric charge. like a battery.
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And you're going to do that by sticking your finger in an electrical socket?
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no subject
Any last requests in case this backfires?
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