[Texts From Last Night]

[fairbrook]

texts from last night

you know the drill.

Comments

jason grace / pjo

[oursavinggrace]

A. i'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" any explanation for this?

B. if you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, i may have been electrocuted.

B

[fell_to_hell]

Jason. What are you doing that might get you electrocuted?

Also, to be clear, I'm not objecting to you being electrocuted. I'm POTENTIALLY objecting to the act you're doing of getting to that point.

[oursavinggrace]

wow thanks for the concern :(

i wanted to see if i can hold an electric charge. like a battery.

[fell_to_hell]

Why should I be concerned when you can take more volts of electricity than the average person, Sparks?

And you're going to do that by sticking your finger in an electrical socket?

[oursavinggrace]

i was gonna just find a high roof and do the human lightning rod thing

[fell_to_hell]

Turn Caer Glaem into the Empire State Building. I see.

Any last requests in case this backfires?

[oursavinggrace]

dont let clarisse and luke kill each other. and if percy ever shows up then punch him for me for being so late.