The Relationship Table Meme!

[fairbrook]

the *:･ﾟRELATIONSHIP TABLE･ﾟ:* meme

♡ Get together all the characters your character may consider dating. (Or possibly befriending, allying with, etc.)
♡ Put their names together for organizational purposes.
♡ List all the PROS and CONS of dating/allying/befriending.
♡ Post them here and watch the travesty unfold.
♡ Check back later to see if you're datable. No one is late. (✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ

<table width="100%" cellspacing="5" cellpadding="1" border="0"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#bbbbff"><td width="20%">NAME</td><td width="40%">PROS</td><td width="40%">CONS</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td>Character one!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#cccccc"><td>Character two!</td><td>Pros</td><td>Cons</td></tr></tbody></table>

*meme credit

Comments

BAHAHAHAHA

[avisionofwar]

Celegorm is a Tolkien-style elf and a picky one at that, so he's not likely to develop any in-game relationship outside of his race. But, if you'd wanna PSL or meme it?
Here are his list Celegorm's 10s:

NAME	PROS	CONS
BERSERKER	Smokin hot Mad skills Really gets it Secretly a sweetie	Gross, he's human Who would top? Still pretty human
HIBARI	Super passionate Easy on the eyes Also gets it Would prolly not insist on cuddles	Also human, gross Super young
LEGOLAS	Smokin hot Mouthy Good conversationalist An elf! Secretly a sweetie	His father His father Also being a woodelf
GRELL	Super passionate Easy on the eyes Sage advice Prolly a tigress in the sack	Would prolly top She's kind've like a mom
WAVER	Smokin hot Sassy Good conversationalist Prolly a tiger in the sack Secretly a sweetie	Reminds him of Maedhros?? Gross, a human Already in a steady relationship with books

Kaladin, Faolan, and John Grimm get honourable mentions.

[chromosomes]

[ just this face ]

[avisionofwar]

[ Straight face.

Brow waggle. ]

[chromosomes]

Well.

I'd like to say it explains a lot, but it doesn't. At all.

[gordianknots]

--I have only one correction here, and it would be point four.

[avisionofwar]

[ Deadpanned. ]

Perhaps you just need a good instructor?

[gordianknots]

It also helps if I'm interested in the subject.

I'm only kinda sorry

[inafadingcrown]

Legolas deserves better.

[avisionofwar]

I'm sure they told your husband so, as well.

[ BURN. And now he has that cocky chin-lift that says he's gonna go for it. ]

[inafadingcrown]

[She told her husband so, as a matter of fact. He didn't agree.]

I have never raised a hand to my husband, let alone inflicted torture upon him.

[digophelia]

I thought you didn't care for Legolas.

[avisionofwar]

When he's an obstacle in my way or a threat to my people, I'll treat him so: same as any other.

But barring that...

Do you not find him handsome?

[digophelia]

[ What is attraction. She doesn't know. ]

I'm not sure what you mean.

[erythristic]

[ . . . ]

[avisionofwar]

[ A slow flush crawls up his throat. ]

[erythristic]

...I had no idea you harboured such feelings.

[reticence]

aww well at least he made honorable mention on someone's list /WEEPS

[avisionofwar]

[ You held him while he sobbed, that means a lot in the elf-world. ]

[reticence]

[safjisdjosjjsdiof /chinhandssss ;3;]

[bythewaves]

[ all the facepalming ]

[avisionofwar]

[ sets flowers in Maglor's hair ]

[bythewaves]

[ sighs and passes the berry cakes ] At least some of those choices are reasonable.

[ Do we have to have the 'You do not break your toys and please play nicely with the other children' talk again ]

[knavishness]

So, do genie's get a leg up on humans?

[avisionofwar]

If only you had more hair, they would!

[orcsurfing]

[ Just gonna be over in the other thread trying not to faint from all the attention. How did this even happen. ]