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SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

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I GOT THE SCAR ON MY LIP FROM TRYING TO EAT A STAPLER WHEN I WAS TWO.

I WISH I COULD SAY I'VE DONE DUMBER THINGS, BUT... WHAT'S A STAPLER?

[UH.]

IT'S A METAL THING YOU USE TO FASTEN PIECES OF PAPER TOGETHER? LIKE, YOU SQUEEZE IT AND IT PUSHES A LITTLE BENT WIRE THROUGH THE PAPER AND IT HOLD IT TOGETHER.

THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

I WAS TWO.

SO? I STARTED BENDING FIRE WHEN I WAS FOUR AND I DIDN'T BURN MYSELF UNTIL I WAS SIX.

[ korra that's not the same thing ]

I WAS A DUMB BABY AND MY MOM WASN'T VERY ATTENTIVE, OKAY?

YOU COULD SAY THAT AGAIN.

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oursavinggrace - 2014-08-14 04:04 (UTC) - Expand

IT'S A TOTALLY CUTE SCAR.

WELL, I'M GLAD SOMEONE LIKES IT.

WHO SAID THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT? BECAUSE I CAN GIVE THEM A MATCHING ONE.

I DON'T NEED A SECOND SCAR, THANKS.

WHAT?! JASON, IT GIVES YOU CHARACTER. AND DID I MENTION HOW CUTE IT IS?

I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE WONDERING ABOUT THIS STUPID MYSTERIOUS SCAR I'D HAD AS LONG AS I COULD REMEMBER AND WHERE IT CAME FROM AND ALL THAT. I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WAS FROM TRAINING WITH LUPA OR SOMETHING ELSE RELATIVELY COOL AND NON-EMBARASSING.

AND THEN THALIA SAYS I TRIED TO EAT A STAPLER.

[ luke's pissing himself in the background. ]

TO BE FAIR, THAT'S A PRETTY DETERMINED TODDLER THAT SEES A STAPLER AND THINKS IT'D MAKE A GOOD SNACK.

FACE IT, SPARKY, IT'S A CUTE STORY AND YOU'RE STUCK WITH IT.

[YEAH SORRY BRO BUT YOUR DELIVERY OF THAT WAS KIND OF HILARIOUS.]

... SERIOUSLY, DUDE?

WITHOUT PB SLATHERED ON IT? [ for shame, bro, for shame. ]

I WAS A TODDLER, DUDE.

[he prefers slathering things in peach preserves, thank you very much.]

ALL YOU ROMANS FIND YOUR TASTE IS UP YOUR ASS?

WHY DON'T YOU TELL PEOPLE THAT YOU GOT IT WRESTLING A MANTICORE OR SOMETHING COOL INSTEAD?

[dude you're missing the point of a "confession".]

HEY, IT MADE NICO LAUGH.

[when's the last time you managed that, huh?]

I'M PRETTY SURE EVEN YOUR DAD WOULD LAUGH AT IT AND HE'S NOT THE TYPE TO DO THE LAUGHING THING.

MOST PEOPLE JUST CLAIM THEY'RE SO TOUGH THAT THEY EAT NAILS OR STAPLES FOR BREAKFAST. AT LEAST YOU CAN SAY YOU ACTUALLY TRIED? [HERE IS YOUR ATTEMPTED SLICE OF OPTIMISM. ENJOY IT.]

...YOU KNOW, YOU GET LESS "COOL" WITH THE MORE PEOPLE YOU TELL THAT TO, GRACE.

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