SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[oursavinggrace]

I GOT THE SCAR ON MY LIP FROM TRYING TO EAT A STAPLER WHEN I WAS TWO.

[sangilak]

I WISH I COULD SAY I'VE DONE DUMBER THINGS, BUT... WHAT'S A STAPLER?

[munies]

I WANT TO DEFECT FROM MY KINGDOM BECAUSE EVEN IF I GET CAUGHT, THE PUNISHMENT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN BEING FORCED TO FIGHT MY FRIENDS.

[ex_audacity56]

I CAN'T BLAME YOU

[truesight]

THE FATE OF THE WORLD KIND OF DEPENDS ON ALL MY FRIENDS COMPLETING THEIR QUEST
BUT I'M GLAD THEY'RE SHOWING UP HERE INSTEAD OF BEING THERE BECAUSE GODS THAT QUEST IS SCARY
I DON'T FEEL GUILTY FOR THAT AT ALL

[quest]

THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL GUILTY ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
I MEAN MAYBE FEEL GUILTY IF YOU HAD PLOTTED THIS ALL ALONG LIKE SOME SECRET ORACLE PLAN? BUT THAT SEEMS SORT OF IMPOSSIBLE.
SO UH.
YEAH.

ALSO IT'S REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

[somethingprecious]

I STOLE THE ARKENSTONE AND LIED TO THORIN ABOUT NOT HAVING IT HERE BECAUSE I DO HAVE IT HERE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH IT NOW.

[sangilak]

WHAT'S THE ARKENSTONE?

CAN I EARTHBEND IT?

[glacio]

OLAF ACTUALLY KIND OF CREEPS ME OUT A LITTLE BIT.

[admirably]

DON'T YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR THAT?

[ex_audacity56]

I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC

[powerful]

YOU SHOULD BECAUSE I'M A WITCH

[sangilak]

I ACTUALLY HATE THE SPIRIT WORLD.

SORT OF.





IT'S COMPLICATED.

[quest]

WHAT'S THE SPIRIT WORLD?




AND WHY IS HATING IT COMPLICATED?

[atoned]

I THINK MY HAIR LOOKS SEXY PUSHED BACK.

[jaywalks]

HEY YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO CHECK THE PROJECTOR ROOM ABOVE THE AUDITORIUM.

[inafadingcrown]

I FEEL GUILT OVER MY INABILITY TO HATE MY KINSMEN FOR THE SINS THEY HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST ME AND MINE.

[bythewaves]

ITS OKAY I CANT GET OVER IT EITHER. BERRY CAKE?

[boutant]

I DECIDED TO HELP SOME PEOPLE BREAK INTO A MAN'S DREAMS TO CONVINCE HIM TO BREAK UP HIS DEAD FATHER'S BUSINESS EMPIRE BECAUSE IT SOUNDED COOL.

[noirant]

I'M IMPRESSED BUT THERE WERE PROBABLY SIMPLER WAYS TO DO THAT

LIKE TAX REGULATIONS

[greenies]

I DONT KNOW HOW TO KISS GIRLS AND THEY KEEP KISSING ME!

[ slaps hands over mouth ]

gj

[ex_audacity56]

THAT'S ONE WAY TO LEARN.

[chromosomes]

I THINK ALL MY FRIENDS DIED BECAUSE OF ME. EVEN IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE LOGICAL SENSE.

[bolincredible]

I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND AGREE THAT THAT DOESN'T MAKE LOGICAL SENSE? BUT I MEAN, I GUESS THAT'S STUFF YOU JUST WORK THROUGH IN YOUR OWN TIME.

LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED TO HUG ANYTHING OUT.

[wilder]

OVER THE YEARS I'VE DONE TREASON, MURDER, THEFT, ASSAULT, BLACKMAIL, PROSTITUTION, SEXUAL HARASSMENT, DRUGGED PEOPLE'S FOODS, ESPIONAGE, PLAGIARISM, SKIPPING SCHOOL, TERRORISM, ATTACKED A POPE, KILLED OUR GODDESS, TOOK A GUY CAPTIVE AND FORCED HIM TO FIGHT FOR US, BREAKING AND ENTERING, VIOLATED CURFEW, TAKEN EVERY DRUG UNDER THE SUN AND RUN A RELIGION I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN.

BUT WE ALL HAVE THESE PHASES RIGHT??

[infiltraitor]

[ long stare ]

NO???

[jaywalks]

I'M A COP AND I'VE KIND OF BEEN ARRESTED MORE THAN ONCE.

[chromosomes]

THAT'S HOW THE MARINES GET HALF THEIR RECRUITS. IT'S COOL.

[extramural]

I GAVE A BOY THE ABILITY TO SUMMON RATS. THEN A RAT BIT HIM AND HE ENDED UP DYING OF THE PLAGUE.

[jaywalks]

WHY RATS.

arya stark • asoiaf/game of thrones

[aliased]

I KILLED A BOY IN THE STABLES WHO MEANT TO TURN ME OVER TO THE QUEEN.

[mesmerism]

WELL THAT'S A LITTLE EXTREME.

[infiltraitor]

I'M A SUPERHERO BUT I WAS RAISED BY VILLAINS AND MY DAD TRAINED ME EVERY DAY BY FORCING ME TO FIGHT WITH MY SISTER. SHE JOINED THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS.

I JOINED THE TEAM.

[jaywalks]

OKAY I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR BACKSTORY BUT YOU SOUND KIND OF LIKE A GIRL ARCHER VERSION OF FIRE LORD ZUKO. WHICH IS GOOD.

AND YOU'VE GOT GOOD TASTE IN... FOOD...?

[artem]

MY BROTHER IS EVIL AND I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S GOING TO TRY TO KILL EVERYONE I LOVE AND TAKE ME AS HIS QUEEN SO I'M NOT REALLY SURE I ACTUALLY WANT TO LEAVE THIS PLACE.

I MISS MY BOYFRIEND BUT I REALLY WISH GALE WOULD KISS ME ALREADY BECAUSE SOMETIMES I LOOK AT HIS LIPS AND THEN I CAN'T THINK OF OTHER THINGS.

I HAVE A LOT OF PAGES OF SKETCHES OF HIM ACTUALLY.

OH AND I'M KIND OF SCARED OF WHAT MY BROTHER MEANT WHEN HE TOLD ME I HAVE A DARK HEART.

AND I REALLY MISS DELIVERY SUSHI.

[truesight]

DELIVERY SUSHI THOUGH.

Clara Oswald | Doctor Who

[parallels]

MY CRUSH IS A 2000 YEAR OLD BOWTIE WEARING ALIEN.

[chromosomes]

WOW.

[scinlae]

I ACTUALLY MISS HAVING SOMEONE REGARD ME WITH AFFECTION, I MISS BEING ABLE TO FEEL MORE THAN BLINDING RAGE. I WANT TO BE LOVED AND ADORED AGAIN.

[boutant]

WOULD YOU LIKE A HUG?

[rues]

LUKE CASTELLAN HAS A NICE ASS

[ wait shit — ]

NO ONE HEARD THAT.

[sangilak]

I HEARD THAT.

[amplified]

I'M A BANSHEE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT ACTUALLY MEANS

[noirant]

HAVE YOU TRIED A DICTIONARY?

[powerful]

I'M A WITCH AND I'VE KILLED PEOPLE

[noirant]

ALRIGHT BUT WHY

[disfavored]

I HAVE A CONVENIENTLY HUMAN-SIZED METAL BOX THAT IS LOCKABLE FROM THE OUTSIDE IN MY BASEMENT

[extramural]

IS THAT UNUSUAL?

[digophelia]

I'M TERRIFIED THE MAN I KILLED WILL COME BACK HERE AND IT HAS DROVE ME TO SLAUGHTER SEELIE TROOPS.

[of_the_lake]

My Lady, please relax.

I can hear you.