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SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Threaded | Flat

I GOT THE SCAR ON MY LIP FROM TRYING TO EAT A STAPLER WHEN I WAS TWO.

I WANT TO DEFECT FROM MY KINGDOM BECAUSE EVEN IF I GET CAUGHT, THE PUNISHMENT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN BEING FORCED TO FIGHT MY FRIENDS.

Edited 2014-08-14 03:52 (UTC)

THE FATE OF THE WORLD KIND OF DEPENDS ON ALL MY FRIENDS COMPLETING THEIR QUEST
BUT I'M GLAD THEY'RE SHOWING UP HERE INSTEAD OF BEING THERE BECAUSE GODS THAT QUEST IS SCARY
I DON'T FEEL GUILTY FOR THAT AT ALL

I STOLE THE ARKENSTONE AND LIED TO THORIN ABOUT NOT HAVING IT HERE BECAUSE I DO HAVE IT HERE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH IT NOW.

OLAF ACTUALLY KIND OF CREEPS ME OUT A LITTLE BIT.

I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC

I ACTUALLY HATE THE SPIRIT WORLD.

SORT OF.

IT'S COMPLICATED.

I THINK MY HAIR LOOKS SEXY PUSHED BACK.

I FEEL GUILT OVER MY INABILITY TO HATE MY KINSMEN FOR THE SINS THEY HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST ME AND MINE.

I DECIDED TO HELP SOME PEOPLE BREAK INTO A MAN'S DREAMS TO CONVINCE HIM TO BREAK UP HIS DEAD FATHER'S BUSINESS EMPIRE BECAUSE IT SOUNDED COOL.

I DONT KNOW HOW TO KISS GIRLS AND THEY KEEP KISSING ME!

[ slaps hands over mouth ]

I THINK ALL MY FRIENDS DIED BECAUSE OF ME. EVEN IF THAT DOESN'T MAKE LOGICAL SENSE.

OVER THE YEARS I'VE DONE TREASON, MURDER, THEFT, ASSAULT, BLACKMAIL, PROSTITUTION, SEXUAL HARASSMENT, DRUGGED PEOPLE'S FOODS, ESPIONAGE, PLAGIARISM, SKIPPING SCHOOL, TERRORISM, ATTACKED A POPE, KILLED OUR GODDESS, TOOK A GUY CAPTIVE AND FORCED HIM TO FIGHT FOR US, BREAKING AND ENTERING, VIOLATED CURFEW, TAKEN EVERY DRUG UNDER THE SUN AND RUN A RELIGION I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN.

BUT WE ALL HAVE THESE PHASES RIGHT??

I'M A COP AND I'VE KIND OF BEEN ARRESTED MORE THAN ONCE.

I GAVE A BOY THE ABILITY TO SUMMON RATS. THEN A RAT BIT HIM AND HE ENDED UP DYING OF THE PLAGUE.

I KILLED A BOY IN THE STABLES WHO MEANT TO TURN ME OVER TO THE QUEEN.

I'M A SUPERHERO BUT I WAS RAISED BY VILLAINS AND MY DAD TRAINED ME EVERY DAY BY FORCING ME TO FIGHT WITH MY SISTER. SHE JOINED THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS.

I JOINED THE TEAM.

MY BROTHER IS EVIL AND I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S GOING TO TRY TO KILL EVERYONE I LOVE AND TAKE ME AS HIS QUEEN SO I'M NOT REALLY SURE I ACTUALLY WANT TO LEAVE THIS PLACE.

I MISS MY BOYFRIEND BUT I REALLY WISH GALE WOULD KISS ME ALREADY BECAUSE SOMETIMES I LOOK AT HIS LIPS AND THEN I CAN'T THINK OF OTHER THINGS.

I HAVE A LOT OF PAGES OF SKETCHES OF HIM ACTUALLY.

OH AND I'M KIND OF SCARED OF WHAT MY BROTHER MEANT WHEN HE TOLD ME I HAVE A DARK HEART.

AND I REALLY MISS DELIVERY SUSHI.