SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[jaywalks]

I'M A COP AND I'VE KIND OF BEEN ARRESTED MORE THAN ONCE.

[chromosomes]

THAT'S HOW THE MARINES GET HALF THEIR RECRUITS. IT'S COOL.

[jaywalks]

... FIVE TIMES?

[chromosomes]

SOMETIMES.

[jaywalks]

OKAY BUT NO OFFENSE, I THINK THE MORTALITY RATE IN PRISON WOULD BE LOWER STILL.












... ALSO I REALLY DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYONE. EVER.

[bolincredible]

ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T MEAN YOU'VE DEFINITELY BEEN ARRESTED?

[jaywalks]

YEAH.

NO.

I DON'T KNOW.

FIVE SOUNDS TOO INCRIMINATING.

[bolincredible]

"KIND OF" SOUNDS EVEN MORE INCRIMINATING, YOU KNOW? I MEAN, YOU WERE FRAMED THE LAST TWO TIMES, THAT HAS TO COUNT FOR SOMETHING.

[jaywalks]

SPIRITS, AND I GUESS BOTH TIMES I ONLY GOT OUT OF IT THOSE TIMES BECAUSE OF CHIEF.

[digophelia]

THAT IS COMPLETELY COUNTER PRODUCTIVE.

[jaywalks]

I WAS FRAMED THE LAST TWO TIMES.

[digophelia]

I REALLY HOPE YOU STILL DON'T CONSIDER THAT YOUR CAREER

[jaywalks]

[jaywalks]

NO I TOTALLY STILL DO

[powerful]

DID YOU SET SOMEONE ON FIRE TOO

[jaywalks]

UH.

WELL I'VE PROBABLY SET A LOT OF PEOPLE ON FIRE.

OR LIGHTLY ELECTROCUTED THEM.

BUT THAT'S NOT WHY I WAS ARRESTED.

[powerful]

OH ( FUCK )

[jaywalks]

................. DID YOU MEAN TO SET THEM ON FIRE?

[quest]

THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL.

[jaywalks]

... REALLY?

[quest]

I MEAN UNLESS YOU GOT ARRESTED FOR HURTING INNOCENT PEOPLE, IN WHICH CASE THAT MAKES IT LOSE ITS COOL FACTOR.

[jaywalks]

....... TWO FOR THEFT, ONE FOR UNLICENSED LIGHTNIGNBENDING OUTSIDE IN DAYLIGHT, ONE BY A CORRUPT POLITICIAN FOR... VIGILANTISM, I GUESS, EVEN THOUGH TECHNICALLY WE WERE DOING IT UNDER THE AVATAR'S PROTECTION?

AND THE LAST ONE I WAS FRAMED FOR BOMBING A BUILDING BY SOME TRIAD GOONS THAT I GOT TO HELP ME WITH A STING OPERATION TO FIGURE OUT WHO WAS STEALING SHIT FROM MY FRIEND BUT IT TURNED OUT HER FINANCIER WAS THE ONE STEALING SHIT PAYED THE TRIAD TO SET ME UP AND GIVE FALSE WITNESS STATEMENTS.

[erythristic]

I KNOW.

[jaywalks]

YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

I HOPE KORRA GIVES YOU A BLACK EYE.

[erythristic]

SHE CAN'T MATCH THE LOVELY MARKS YOU GAVE ME, DEAR.