SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[admirably]

I TRIED TO BEHEAD A QUEEN IN FRONT OF HER COURT AFTER MAKING HER BELIEVE SHE KILLED HER SISTER.

I ALSO HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS.

THESE THINGS MIGHT BE CONNECTED.

[atoned]

ARE YOU RELATED?

[admirably]

NO

BUT I DID GET ENGAGED TO SAID SISTER AND THEN LIED TO EVERYONE ABOUT MARRYING HER AT HER DYING BREATH

[atoned]

...

OH.

WELL, UH. ...

HAPPY END-OF-ENGAGEMENT?

[admirably]

I'D BE HAPPY IF I WAS KING, BUT YOU CAN'T WIN THEM ALL, I SUPPOSE.

[atoned]

BUT YOU HAD A FIANCE!

[admirably]

AND SHE COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE TO DIE WHEN SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO CONVENIENT.

[sangilak]

YEAH, I'D SAY THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE, LOSER-HANS.

[admirably]

YOU WOULD KNOW, CLEARLY BEING THE SUPERIOR JUDGE OF CHARACTER, "PRINCESS".

[sangilak]

YOU'RE RIGHT, I AM.

AFTER ALL, WHO'S THE ONE WITH NO FRIENDS, AND WHO'S THE ONE WITH OVER SIX PEOPLE IN HER LITTLE CREW HERE?

THANKS FOR NOTICING.

[admirably]

THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST GOING TO LET YOU DOWN SOMEDAY.

[sangilak]

YOU KNOW,

SIFU TENZIN WOULD CALL THAT A "SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY."

[glacio]

THEY ARE DEFINITELY CONNECTED.

[admirably]

WELL OF COURSE YOU'D THINK SO.

[powerful]

IF YOU WERE IN MY WORLD I WOULD HAVE SET YOU ON FIRE

[admirably]

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE AFTER

[powerful]

SOMEHOW THAT DOESNT SEEM AS EFFECTIVE.

HI

IM CASSIE.

[admirably]

I FELL OFF A BOAT BECAUSE OF IT?

HI CASSIE. I'M HANS.

[powerful]

SOMEHOW STILL NOT THE SAME AS FIRE

HI HANS. SO BASICALLY YOURE A DOUCHEBAG? OR IS THERE MORE TO THE ATTEMPTED MURDER HERE

[fairbrook]

CHARMED, I'M SURE.

[Deadpan. Mocking, even. Sorry Hans...]

[admirably]

HOW COULD YOU BE ANYTHING BUT?

[ just call him prince charm...ing... ]

[fairbrook]

[Appalled, perhaps?]

I DO HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT TREASON, SIR, IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

[Were it up to Integra, she would have likely gone down the impalement route. She's curious as to how he escaped this debacle unscathed.]

[admirably]

THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE TREASON IS ACTUALLY WHAT I WAY GOING TO EXECUTE HER FOR

[ tbh being a disney villain we're are all wondering how he escaped the axe. ]

[caditquaestio]

WELL DONE. I CANNOT FAULT THE STRATEGY.

[admirably]

THANK YOU, MY GOOD FELLOW.

THOUGH IT STILL KIND OF BACKFIRED ON ME.