SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[noirant]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM

AND I DON'T LIKE DOGS

THIS ISN'T EVEN HOW I REALLY TALK

[bolincredible]

OH MY GOSH.





I FEEL LIKE IF I KNEW WHO YOU ARE I'D BE EVEN MORE SURPRISED AND DISAPPOINTED THAN I ALREADY AM.

[noirant]

I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU'D HAVE FAR MORE TO BE SHOCKED AND DISAPPOINTED BY THAN ALL THAT. WHICH OF THOSE DID ME IN?

[bolincredible]

THE DOGS. AND MAYBE THE THING ABOUT HOW YOU TALK, A LITTLE? I MEAN, THAT JUST SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF TROUBLE TO GO TO.

[noirant]

WHAT WHY DO YOU EVEN LIKE DOGS?? WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE DOGS?? WHAT ARE DOGS EVEN GOOD FOR??

IT WAS QUITE A DEAL OF TROUBLE BUT IT'S SECOND NATURE NOW FOR THE MOST PART. AND WORTH IT BY FAR -- MY REAL ACCENT IS UNINTELLIGIBLE. PICTURE SOMEONE SPEAKING THROUGH A MOUTHFUL OF PEANUT BUTTER AND GLASS. NOW PICTURE THAT WITH YOUR EARS

[showmeyourwreath]

BUT WHY THOUGH

DOGS ARE GREAT

AND SWIMMING IS IMPORTANT TOO, UNLESS YOU LIVE AROUND NO BODIES OF WATER

[noirant]

NO WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS STAYING AWAY FROM WATER

IF YOU DON'T FALL IN THEN PRESTO YOU NEVER NEED TO SWIM PROBLEM SOLVED NO ONE DIES NO ONE DROWNS NO ONE GROWS UP TO HALLUCINATE PEOPLE WITH SNARLING DOG'S HEADS

HOW DO YOU EVEN SWIM WITH WINGS??

[showmeyourwreath]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SPECIFIC AND TERRIFYING THING, I'M SORRY. WHY DOGS, THOUGH?

REGULARLY! I'M A BREAST STROKE SORT OF GIRL. THE WINGS ACTUALLY HELP BUT ONLY FOR SO LONG--A LOT OF MY MAGIC DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL OR VERY LONG UNDER WATER, EVEN IF I CAN BREATHE IF I WANT. IT'S KIND OF A PROBLEM.

[noirant]

I DON'T KNOW! SOME PEOPLE WERE OWLS SOME PEOPLE WERE STATUES ONE WAS A DOG. PERHAPS IT HAD TO DO WITH EYE COLOUR, OR PERSONALITY, OR NATIONALITY. I WASN'T IN ANY STATE TO CONDUCT A THOROUGH SURVEY.

DOGS ARE A NUISANCE ANYWAY THOUGH. PARASITES AND FLEAS AND RABIES AND YET THE WEALTHY WILL STILL SOONER SPARE THEIR CENTIMES ON ORPHANED PUPS THAN ORPHANED CHILDREN. THE ONES THAT HAVEN'T GONE FERAL ARE LOYAL ENOUGH BUT BEYOND THAT I DON'T SEE THE APPEAL.

WATER WON'T HOLD MY MAGIC WELL EITHER. TOO MUCH OF A LIFE OF ITS OWN. YOUR MAGIC COMES FROM YOUR WINGS?

[showmeyourwreath]

DOES THIS HAPPEN OFTEN?

SOMETIMES, BUT NOT ALWAYS: MY MAGIC IS INHERENT IN ME, I CAN USE IT WITHOUT THEM, BUT I'M STRONGER TRANSFORMED AND MY WINGS HAVE THEIR OWN POWERS. I CAN ALSO DRAW MORE MAGIC FROM MY WINX--ANOTHER SOURCE, OR THE SAME, REALLY.

OH AND I GET STRONGER THE MORE PEOPLE BELIEVE IN ME, THAT TOO.

BUT YES, WHAT IS UP WITH WATER? MY FRIENDS AND I WERE HOPEFULLY GOING TO SOLVE THAT SITUATION BEFORE I WAS BROUGHT HERE, BECAUSE THINGS WERE STARTING TO GET A LITTLE SERIOUS.

WHERE DOES YOUR MAGIC COME FROM?

[waterbearer]

ALL OF THESE CAN BE EASILY REMEDIED. THE WAY YOU ARE INCONSPICUOUSLY NOT "CONFESSING" ANYTHING OF VALUE IS NOT.

THOUGH AS ONE WITHOUT CONFESSIONS TO MAKE, I CAN HARDLY JUDGE YOU ON THAT ACCOUNT.

[noirant]

'VALUE' IS A MATTER OF INNATE COMPROMISE. IF WE'RE GOING TO AGREE TO ANY KIND OF VALUATION YOU NEED TO FIRST DEFINE YOUR TERMS.

I CANNOT HOWEVER BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE NOT EVEN A LICK OF LIFE HELD BACK. EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO ADMIT.

[waterbearer]

A VALID POINT. ON THE NEXT OCCASION I SHALL PROVIDE A MORE CLEAR DEFINITION.

IT IS NOT, RATHER, THAT I DO NOT HAVE "A LICK OF LIFE", BUT RATHER THAT I DO NOT MAKE SECRET THAT WHICH I HAVE. IT IS MORE DETRIMENTAL TO HIDE SUCH THINGS THAN IT IS TO MAKE CLEAN BREAST OF THEM. AND, WHILE THERE ARE MANY THINGS I REGRET, I REGRET THEM OPENLY, AND AM NOT ASHAMED OF THEM.

PERHAPS THAT SITUATION MAY CHANGE. BUT FOR THE MOMENT, IT STANDS.

[noirant]

ADMIRABLE. NO DOUBT INCREDIBLY TROUBLESOME TO ANYONE ELSE INVOLVED IN THESE ADMISSIONS; YOU NEED NOT CARRY SHAME TO RECOGNIZE THE REWARD OF DISCRETION. I HOPE YOU'RE NEVER GIVEN REASON TO DEVIATE FROM THOSE IDEALS.

[waterbearer]

I DON'T TO DRAW OTHERS INTO MY MISTAKES.

DO YOU?

[ He's half-teasing ]

BUT I DO KNOW OTHERS WHO ARE IN MORE NEED OF SUCH DISCRETION THAN I. IT IS MERELY A MATTER OF CIRCUMSTANCES.

[noirant]

[ He's also totally right. ]

THE ACCIDENTS OF FATE DON'T TEND TO KEEP EXCLUSIVE GUEST LISTS. ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS UNDERSTANDING?

[waterbearer]

[Kaldur has a knack for that. It kinda sucks, actually. ]

I STRIVE TO BE. MY PROFESSION REQUIRES IT OF ME, TO SOME EXTENT, AND I HAVE BEEN SHOWN THE TRUTH OF IT OFTEN ENOUGH.

MY PROFESSION DOES NOT ALLOW MUCH LEEWAY FOR 'ACCIDENTS' EITHER. MAINTAINING PRECISION AND ACCURACY IS IMPORTANT.

[caditquaestio]

I WILL GIFT YOU A DOG.

[noirant]

I WILL SHOVE YOUR FANCY NOT-A-COURIER CLOTHES RIGHT DOWN YOUR FANCY NOT-A-COURIER-THROAT COME AT ME BRO