SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[noirant]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE INCREDIBLY HUMAN BEHAVIOUR TO ME.

[chaoticwhimsy]

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M HUMAN.

[noirant]

WHY ON EARTH WOULDN'T YOU BE HUMAN?

IN YOUR OWN, PERSONAL SUBJECTIVE OPINION, SINCE OBJECTIVELY EVERY OTHER THING HERE APPEARS TO BE AN ELF OR A WOLF. OR AN ELF THAT'S ACTUALLY A WOLF.

[chaoticwhimsy]

I WAS MANIFESTED OUT OF A CLOUD OF CREEPY DARKNESS AND THE DISCARDED EMOTIONS OF MY STUNTED 'SISTER' TO ACT AS A CARRY-ALL FOR MY OTHER 'SISTER'S' DEAD SOUL.

I WANT TO MEET AN ELFWOLF.

[noirant]

AH

WELL

WELL THAT WOULD

I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULD COMPLICATE THE QUESTION. ARE YOUR SISTERS HUMAN? I SWEAR TO YOU THAT SHOULD I MEET AN ELFWOLF (WELF?) YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW.

[chaoticwhimsy]

ONE'S DEAD AND THE OTHER IS SOME KIND OF GOD PUPPET.

BUT THEY USED TO BE.

[noirant]

I'D RATHER NOT KNOW WHAT A GOD PUPPET IS, THE CONCEPT SOUNDS DISTINCTLY UNPLEASANT

ALL THINGS CONSIDERED IT SEEMS AS THOUGH THE MATTER'S IN YOUR HANDS. IF YOU'D LIKE TO CALL YOURSELF HUMAN, I DON'T SEE WHY YOU SHOUDLN'T

[chaoticwhimsy]

WELL BEING HUMAN HAS HUMAN SIDE EFFECT CRAP.

[noirant]

PRESUMABLY THE ALTERNATIVES HAVE THEIR OWN

PERHAPS YOU COULD MAKE A PRO AND CON LIST

[chaoticwhimsy]

WELL THEY TOOK MY CHAOS AWAY SO THAT WAS MY WHOLE CON LIST ALREADY KIND OF GONE.

I MOSTLY JUST WANNA KNOW IF I'M GONNA STOP BEING TWELVE FOREVER.

[noirant]

...HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TWELVE

[chaoticwhimsy]

A HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS?

OR SO.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT I DON'T KNOW

[noirant]

WERE YOU AH

WERE YOU BORN AT TWELVE, OR DID YOU AGE NORMALLY BEFORE THIS POINT

[chaoticwhimsy]

TOTALLY BORN TWELVE.

[noirant]

THAT'S TERRIBLE MY CONDOLENCES EVERYTHING GOOD COMES AFTER YOU'RE AT LEAST SEVENTEEN

WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S ALWAYS TWELVE?

[chaoticwhimsy]

I KNOW!

PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M SO ADORABLE AT THIS AGE.

[noirant]

YOU ARE

IT'S LIKE SEEING A PICTURE-PLATE ILLUSTRATION OF WHAT HAPPY CHILDHOOD IS SUPPOSED TO BE

AND IT MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE BETTER KNOWING THAT IT'S NOT

WHICH IS TERRIBLE I SUPPOSE BUT I THINK WE'LL BOTH MANAGE. HAVE YOU ASKED THE RULERS ABOUT IT?

[chaoticwhimsy]

YUP. YOU SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE.

NO WHY WOULD THEY KNOW?

[noirant]

THAT'S MY SECRET, I ALWAYS FEEL TERRIBLE. THAT'S WHY I'M SO GOOD AT IT

THEY'VE ENOUGH POWER TO BRING US ALL HERE, AND TO GRANT ABILITIES TO THOSE WITHOUT. THERE'S CERTAINLY NO HARM IN ASKING WHETHER THEY COULD HELP YOU AGE.

[chaoticwhimsy]

I DON'T KNOW IF I NEED HELP JUST INFORMATION.

TIME MOVES PROPERLY HERE AND STUFF SO IT ISN'T LIKE PULSE.

[noirant]

INFORMATION CAN BE HELP ENOUGH. ASK THEM AND SEE. AND THEN LET ME KNOW SO I CAN DECIDE WHETHER TO KEEP BEING CREEPED THE HELL OUT OR NOT OKAY WE'LL THROW YOU A BIRTHDAY PARTY I HEAR PEOPLE WITH NORMAL CHILDHOODS DO THOSE.