SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

shout your confessions!!!!
RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!
[ idea taken ( with love ) from
lastvoyages ]

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ONE TIME ONE OF MY PLANTS ATE A BEST FRIEND'S LAPTOP AND TRAPPED HER IN HER CLOSER FOR THE WHOLE DAY
then she pulled out her gunBUT IT WAS JUST ONE TIME.
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[HELPFUL.]
UH AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE THAT'S SORT OF LIKE A TYPEWRITER BUT MUCH BETTER THAT LETS YOU DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS LIKE BUY CLOTHES AND HAIR PRODUCTS AND GARDENING SUPPLIES OVER THE WEB.
[PERFECT.]
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IT TAKES WORK BUT IT IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE SATISFACTION OF HAVING BEAUTIFUL HAIR.
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I HOPE BEING HERE HASN'T HURT YOU TOO MUCH.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING?
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SUBJECT CHANGE, THEN?
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[BUT SHE'S GIGGLING A BIT, SO YEAH.]
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THIS SITUATION IS ONLY AS COMPLICATED AS YOU ALLOW IT TO BE.