SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[noirant]

DID YOURS AT LEAST SUCCEED?

[enthraller]

YES, AT EVERYTHING SHORT OF ACTUALLY KILLING THE KING OF THE COUNTRY I WANT TO TAKE OVER.

[noirant]

HOLD ON A MOMENT

ENEMIES ARE ONE THING, MEGALOMANIACAL AMBITION IS QUITE ANOTHER, WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO DO THAT ANYWAY

[enthraller]

FOR WORLD PEACE. BUT MOSTLY TO SHOW UP MY DAD.

[noirant]

CALL ME CRAZY BUT THERE ARE EASIER WAYS TO GET BACK AT YOUR FATHER

HAVE YOU TRIED BRINGING HOME PROSTITUTES? OR JOINING THE THEATRE?

[enthraller]

HE'S ALREADY DEAD THOUGH.

[noirant]

THAT IS A CONUNDRUM. ARE WE CONSIDERING THIS A 'GHOST' SITUATION, OR A 'MEMORY LIVES ON IN ME EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR' ORDEAL?

[enthraller]

HE ISN'T A GHOST. AND I DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE HIM. HE JUST NEVER SO MUCH AS LOOKED AT ME AND I WANT TO BE SO MUCH A BETTER KING THAN HE WAS THAT EVERYONE FORGETS HIM AND NO ONE EVER IGNORES ME AGAIN.

[noirant]

TO BE PERFECTLY FRANK, THIS SOUNDS A LOT LIKE SOMETHING I'D DO, WHICH MAKES IT MORE DIFFICULT THAN I'D LIKE TO SCORN IT THE WAY IT PLAINLY DESERVES.

CAN YOU JUST OUTLAW HIS MENTION? THE COMPARISONS WILL BE INEVITABLE, BUT I SUPPOSE THAT'S WHAT POSTHUMOUS SLANDER IS FOR.

[enthraller]

JUST OUTLAWING IT IS THE WEAKLING'S WAY OUT. IT'S BASICALLY JUST SAYING "WELL, I CAN'T BEAT HIM SO I'LL JUST ABUSE MY POWER AND MAKE MY INSECURITIES REALLY OBVIOUS." THERE'S NO POINT WHEN I CAN DO BETTER THAN HIM AND HAVE NEARLY SUCCEEDED ALREADY.

[noirant]

WELL NOW YOU'RE SIMPLY BEING RIDICULOUS. IF YOU CAN'T MANAGE IT WITHOUT SUBTLETY, YOU'RE NOT THINKING FAR ENOUGH OUTSIDE THE ROYAL BOX. NEAR SUCCESSION IS NOT YET VICTORY.

[enthraller]

IS JUST BEING GOOD AT MY JOB NOT SUBTLE ENOUGH?

AND I DIDN'T SAY I WAS FINISHED. BUT GIVEN HE SPENT HIS LIFE AT WAR FIGHTING FOR OUR COUNTRY'S INDEPENDENCE FROM A LARGER ONE, and I'M ON THE VERGE OF CONQUERING SAID COUNTRY WITHOUT EVER SENDING SO MUCH AS A SINGLE SOLDIER INTO BATTLE, I DO THINK I'VE SAFELY OUTDONE ANYTHING HE EVER DID.

[noirant]

YOU TELL ME; BY ALL MEANS, CONTINUE JUSTIFYING YOUR UNFINISHED BUSINESS.