SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

five confessions you say

[erythristic]

I LET EVERYONE CALL ME "LADY" BUT I AM NOT NOBILITY IN ANY WAY.

THIS IS MY NATURAL HAIR COLOUR.

I MODIFIED MY SCYTHE INTO A CHAINSAW WITHOUT A PERMIT.

I WONDER IF I AM BEING UNTRUE TO MYSELF BY FINDING HAPPINESS IN MY SERVICE TO THE COURT.

I WAS JACK THE RIPPER AND I DON'T REGRET IT.

[bythewaves]

WHY DO YOU NEED A PERMIT TO MODIFY A SCYTHE

[erythristic]

MY BRANCH OF THE DIVINE REALM IS QUITE BUREAUCRATIC. THOUGH IT ALSO FACTORS IN THAT THE SCYTHE I SPEAK OF IS A WEAPON FROM THE GODS.

[bythewaves]

I SUPPOSE THEY MIGHT GET A LITTLE UPSET BY THAT YES. EVEN SO IT SEEMS A LITTLE PEDANTIC. ALSO I FORGOT TO ASK BUT WHAT IS A CHAINSAW?

[erythristic]

IT IS EASIER SHOWN THAN EXPLAINED. THE NEXT TIME WE MEET, I WILL LET YOU SEE.

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW PEDANTIC THEY CAN GET. IT WAS EASIER TO SIMPLY PUSH FORWARD AND ACCEPT THE PUNISHMENT THAN TO GO THROUGH ALL THEIR CHANNELS.

[bythewaves]

...ONE WOULD EXPECT THAT A DIVINITY OR SOMETHING CLOSELY APPROXIMATING IT WOULD REMOVE THE NEED FOR BUREAUROCRACY. I THINK I AM VAGUELY DISAPPOINTED TO FIND OUT IT APPARENTLY ONLY MAKES IT WORSE.

[erythristic]

IT MAY SIMPLY BE AN AFFLICTION OF MY REGION. I HAVE HEARD THAT OTHER COUNTRIES ARE MORE LIBERAL.

[bythewaves]

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED MOVING IN THAT CASE?

[caditquaestio]

SINCE YOU ARE NO NOBLE LADY: DO YOU BEAR DISEASES?

THIS IS OF GREAT CONSEQUENCE.

[erythristic]

ABSOLUTELY NOT, SIR. I ASSURE YOU, ANY DOCTOR WOULD TELL YOU THE SAME.

[caditquaestio]

IT IS GOOD THAT YOU ARE LEARNED AND IN HEALTH.

ARE YOU ALSO FAIR?

[erythristic]

THAT IS TRULY A SUBJECT YOU WILL HAVE TO ASK ANOTHER'S OPINION ON FOR THE MOST ACCURATE MEASURE.

BUT I HAVE BEEN CALLED FAIR IN THE PAST.

[caditquaestio]

IT PLEASES ME THAT YOU ARE NOT UTTERLY UNSIGHTLY.

[erythristic]

WHY DO YOU ASK THESE QUESTIONS, SIR? CURIOSITY?

[thebreakingwave]

I AM 100% IN FAVOUR AND ON-BOARD WITH FOUR OF THESE.

I BET YOU CAN GUESS WHICH FOUR.

SHOULD I CALL YOU LADY AS WELL?

[erythristic]

ONLY IF YOU'D LIKE. ENOUGH PEOPLE HAVE DISCARDED FORMALITY THAT IT IS NO LONGER STRANGE TO BE CALLED MERELY "GRELL."

[thebreakingwave]

GRELL IT IS, THEN.

ALSO, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE UP THE WHOLE JACK THE RIPPER THING AGAIN.

...AND, UMM, SORRY, BUT I DON'T THINK MEETING MY FRIENDS IN SEELIE IS GONNA BE A GOOD IDEA. I TRIED IT OUT ON THEM AND GOT SHUT DOWN. HARD CORE, YO.

[erythristic]

THERE WERE REASONS FOR THAT HAPPENING. BUT IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, IF ONLY BECAUSE ONE OF THOSE REASONS IS NO LONGER WITH US.

AND IT'S FINE, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THE CASE. AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE ARE OUT FOR MY BLOOD AFTER THAT BATTLE, PROBABLY MORE I DON'T KNOW ABOUT. DID THEY GET OUT OK?

[thebreakingwave]

THEY DID, THANKS.

YOU REALLY ARE PRETTY GREAT TO ME. I GUESS I JUST WON'T EVER SPEAK ABOUT YOU TO ANYONE OUTSIDE SEELIE.

[erythristic]

[he's joking, right? people don't call her great, they call her an annoying thing. but she is great regardless so THANKS HARRY]

[gordianknots]

I'M KIND OF IMPRESSED THEY EVEN TRY TO REGULATE THE WHOLE SCYTHE-CHAINSAW THING.

[erythristic]

TECHNICALLY IT WAS MODIFICATION AT ALL AND MY FORM WAS MERELY WHAT MADE ME HAPPIEST. I ENVY MY JUNIOR--HE FLIRTED WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE AND GOT CLEARANCE TO CHANGE HIS INTO A LAWNMOWER.

i can only think of the eddie izzard+death driving a lawn mower bit now thanks

[gordianknots]

THAT'S SOME REALLY IMPRESSIVE CONNECTIONS.

ALTHOUGH WHY'D YOU GO WITH A CHAINSAW?

death and their gardening tools

[erythristic]

IT'S INTIMIDATING AND VERY GOOD AT CUTTING THINGS.

pretty much

[gordianknots]

I CAN'T CONTEST THAT LOGIC.