SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[scramasax]

I UNCOVERED A CONSPIRACY AGAINST EMPEROR CHARLEMAGNE THE FRANK BY READING A SCROLL THAT WAS MEANT FOR HIS EYES ONLY.

I DEFILED A COFFIN, CALLED UPON THE POWER OF AN UNHOLY GOD TO FIX AN URN I'D BROKEN, AND BEHEADED A BISHOP IN AN EFFORT TO PREVENT HIS ASSASSINATION.

I FAILED.

[noirant]

GRACIOUS, HAVE YOU EVER SUCCEEDED AT ANYTHING?

[scramasax]

I ASSISTED IN DESTROYING A LICH'S PHYLACTERY.

AS ONE OF SIX.

[noirant]

WE'LL CALL THAT EVEN ON DEFILING THE COFFIN THEN

PROVIDED IT WAS, AH

GRAVEROBBING, OR DISTURBING THE REST AND NOT

DEFILING

[scramasax]

"DISTURBING THE REST" IS ACCURATE.

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT GRAVEROBBING OR ANYTHING ELSE.

I WAS ONLY CURIOUS ABOUT THE CAUSE OF DEATH.

[noirant]

SAINTS BLESS, WE MAY YET GET ALONG. WAS THAT WHERE THE URN BUSINESS ORIGINATED?

[scramasax]

I SUPPOSE IT ORIGINATED FROM THE SAME, SIR. DROPPING IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL.

1/2

[noirant]

...............

2/2

[noirant]

HOW OLD ARE YOU ANTHONY

[scramasax]

SIXTEEN, SIR

[noirant]

...EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES. SOME OF US ARE JUST UNLUCKIER IN COINCIDENCE.

[ stop bullying a child stop bullying a child stop being so tempted to bully a child ]

REALLY, PLEASE. JUST FELIX IS FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOURSELF NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE?

[noirant]

-- AND IS THAT YOUR REAL FACE, WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID YOUR SKIN GO WHERE DID YOUR SKIN GO

[scramasax]

REGRETTABLY, YES, THAT WAS MY REAL FACE AT ONE POINT IN TIME

[noirant]

WHOSE SKIN ARE YOU WEARING IF THAT'S NOT YOURS OH MY GOD YOUR EYE'S GONE TOO

[scramasax]

I CERTAINLY HOPE THAT ME BEING BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD TO COME HERE DIDN'T ENTAIL TAKING SKIN FROM ANYONE, OR EYES, OR ANYTHING ELSE

MY GOD, AM I EVEN REAL??? I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO BE

[noirant]

I MEAN THIS IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY WHEN I SAY THAT YOU REALLY REALLY SHOULD HAVE STAYED DEAD AND I CAN HELP WITH THAT IF THAT'S A PROBLEM STILL

[scramasax]

THANK YOU, SIR, I MEAN IT, IT'S A VERY GRACIOUS OFFER

[noirant]

YOU'RE WELCOME JUST LET ME KNOW AND DON'T EAT ANYONE PLEASE

[showmeyourwreath]

WAIT SO TO PREVENT SOMEONE FROM BEING KILLED...YOU KILLED THEM? DO I HAVE THAT RIGHT?

[scramasax]

I KILLED THE BISHOP TO SAVE THE EMPEROR.

I SUCCEEDED IN KILLING THE BISHOP.

I FAILED TO SAVE THE EMPEROR.

teaches me to tag when i'm tired, my bad

[showmeyourwreath]

OH, OOPS.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. HOW DID THE EMPEROR DIE?

Ooh nah likewise, I wound up wording that weirdly!

[scramasax]

I AM NOT SURE I WANT TO KNOW THE SPECIFICS.

REFLECTING, HOWEVER, IT COULD HAVE LIKELY BEEN WORSE. AND IT'S I WHO'S SORRY.

[vanyel_ashkevron]

YOU'VE BEEN BUSY.

[scramasax]

AND YET NOT SUFFICIENTLY PRODUCTIVE, SO IT IS