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SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT, BUT I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU GRADUATED.

BUT OKAY, THOSE ARE ACTUALLY REALLY TERRIBLE?? DEFINITELY NOT WHAT I'D CALL A PHASE. I'M SURPRISED ARSON'S NOT UNDER THERE.

ARSON?

OH. I KNEW I FORGOT ONE.

BUT C'MON ITS TOTALLY A PHASE! I DON'T DO THAT STUFF ANYMORE.

WELL. EXCEPT THE RELIGION THING.

AND THE ASSAULT OCCASIONALLY.

AND SOMETIMES THE MURDER THING TOO.

AND OKAY THE PROSTITUTION TOO FROM TIME TO TIME. BUT ONLY IF THEY'RE REALLY HOT.

BUT I DEFINITELY DO THAT STUFF MUCH LESS THAN I USED TO.

I GUESS THAT'S PROGRESS.

WHATEVER HAPPENS BETWEEN CONSENTING ADULTS ISN'T MY BUSINESS BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T COMMIT MURDER. THAT'S USUALLY BAD. ALSO THE RELIGION THING IS A BIT SHADY TOO, SORRY.

BEATING PEOPLE UP IS OKAY THOUGH IF THEY HAVE IT COMING, LIKE IF THEY'RE TRYING TO END THE WORLD HAD-IT-COMING.

HEY LOOK MAYBE IF THEY WEREN'T TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO MURDER THEM. IT'S NOT LIKE I GO AROUND KILLING PEOPLE 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT. HOW PSYCHOTIC DO YOU THINK I AM???

AND THE RELIGION THING I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE OKAY. WELL I DO, BUT ITS A REALLY SHITTY CHOICE SO I KIND OF HAVE TO GO WITH IT??

WELL THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC ABOUT THESE THINGS, I'VE KNOWN TONS OF ATTRACTIVE GUYS THAT WOULD BE VERY HAPPY DOING JUST THAT BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT--

[FIDDLESTICKS.]

[JUST CONTINUES ON LIKE SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T, NOPE.]

SORRY ABOUT YOUR LIFE. REALLY. THAT SOUNDS REALLY AWFUL AND COUNTERINTUITIVE HAVING SOMEONE HEAD A RELIGION LIKE THAT. BELIEF IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND PERSONAL FOR SOME PEOPLE, AND NOBODY SHOULD HAVE TO SUBJECT THEMSELVES OR BE SUBJECTED TO SOMETHING THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN, EITHER.

THAT MURDER SOUNDS OKAY, THEN, IF THERE WASN'T ANY OTHER WAY.

[NOT SO FAST]

HAHA, OH NO YOU DON'T MY LITTLE FLORA. YOU HAVE TO GET WAY MORE AFFECTION POINTS BEFORE YOU UNLOCK A CONVERSATION ABOUT MY TRAGIC PAST.

I MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT YOUR APPARENT THING FOR MURDERERS.

BECAUSE

WELL THATS PRETTY MESSED UP, I GOTTA SAY.

[SHE TRIED!!]

PARDON ME, MISTER ZELOS--[IF HE'S GONNA PLAY IT LIKE THAT]--I DON'T HAVE A THING FOR MURDERERS AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT THAT'S MESSED UP FROM ~~SOMEONE THAT SKIPPED SCHOOL~~ YOU! ANYWAY ALL HE SAID WAS THAT IF WE HADN'T BEEN SWORN ENEMIES, I'D BE HIS FAVOURITE AND I RAN WITH THAT.

HE WAS A LITTLE HANDSOME BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM TRYING TO ATTACK OR BLAST HIM IN THE FACE AT EVERY TURN LETS JUST GET THAT STRAIGHT.

YOU CALLED HIM ATTRACTIVE. NOT A LITTLE HANDSOME, WHICH IS ARGUABLY OBJECTIVE - BUT ATTRACTIVE. YOU CALLED ME ATTRACTIVE TOO, WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS A PSYCHO MURDERER.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A THING FOR MURDERERS, LITTLE FLORA.