SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[tough_love]

I HAVE NOTHING TO CONFESS. I AM NOT EVEN SURE IF I POSSESS THE ABILITY TO FEEL GUILT. I REGRET NOTHING, ESPECIALLY NOT THE MANY BATTLEA I HAVE FOUGHT AND REBELLIONS I HAVE CRUSHED.

I ALSO FIND YOUR SHAME PATHETIC, EVEN LAUGHABLE.

orz

[noirant]

YOUR TASTE IN FASHION IS PRETTY LAUGHABLE

[tough_love]

LIKE YOUR ATTEMPTS AT INSULT THEN, ONLY MORE USEFUL. SINCE IT IS ARMOR, WHICH SERVES A PURPOSE.

AND HAS THE DESIRED EFFECT.

AND WAS NOT MADE BY USELESS VERMIN.

[noirant]

YOU KEEP CALLING ME VERMIN, BUT ONLY ONE OF US HAS SIX LIMBS AND HIDEOUSLY-DESIGNED HORNED CARAPACE

[tough_love]

RIGHT, THE MORE APPEALING ONE.

[noirant]

THE ONE THAT ACTUALLY RESEMBLES A BEETLE! DO THEY EVEN HAVE BEETLES WHERE YOU COME FROM??

[tough_love]

NO, BUT THEY SOUND STRONG. I MEAN, "BEAT" IS IN THE NAME.

[noirant]

THEY ARE!! COMPARATIVELY!! BUT THAT IS SO NOT THE POINT -- THEY EAT TRASH AND DUNG AND CARRION, THEY INFEST HOUSES AND WATERFRONTS. THEY'RE HORRIBLE VILE LITTLE THINGS. IN YOUR CASE, I SUPPOSE, LARGE THINGS.

[bolincredible]

HUH.



THAT'S PROBABLY THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD, BUT ALSO ONE OF THE SCARIEST. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

oops just saw a typo. stupid phone keyboard

[tough_love]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR APPROVAL, HUMAN.

BUT I AM GLAD AT LEAST SOMEONE IN THIS MISERABLE PLACE UNDERSTANDS.

aw man, phone keyboards'll do anyone in

[bolincredible]

HEY, NO PROBLEM. EVERYONE'S GOTTA DO THEIR OWN THING, YOU KNOW? AND, UH. SOMETIMES THAT MEANS CRUSHING REBELLIONS AND FEELING NO SHAME, I GUESS.

of course it is also now my only internet access

[tough_love]

IN MY DEFENSE THEY STARTED IT. AND SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.

BESIDES IT IS NOT LIKE MY FATHER IS A BAD RULER.

[waterbearer]

I FIND THAT THERE IS LITTLW I HAVE TO CONFESS AS WELL. IT IS STRANGE, TO ME.

I FIND MYSELF IMPRESSED WITH YOUR BATTLES AND FASCINATED BY YOUR CULTURE.

[ also mildly concerned, but whatever works for dem aliens amirite? ]

[tough_love]

AS YOU SHOULD BE. ON BOTH COUNTS.

THOUGH THERE ISN'T A WHOLE LOT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CULTURE. STRENGTH IN BATTLE MEANS POWER OUTSIDE OF IT, AND IS KIND OF IMPORTANT IN EVERYTHING WE DO.

ALSO I AM IN LINE TO BE THE FIRST UNMARRIED QUEEN IN THE HISTORY OF MY PLANET BECAUSE I DEFEATED EVERYONE WHO WISHED TO HAVE MY HANDS IN MARRIAGE IN A SERIES OF BATTLES. NO ONE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET REMAINS ELIGIBLE.

[waterbearer]

IT IS A SHAME, THEN, THAT NONE ARE WORTHY OF YOUR TALENTS, AND IMPRESSIVE THAT YOU HAVE THEM.

...I IMAGINE YOU ARE USED TO SHOUTING LIKE THIS A LOT.

[tough_love]

OH, THIS ISN'T SHOUTING. BUT I AM USED TO IT, YES.

[Her actual shouting is actually much louder. She is just naturally loud.]

[waterbearer]

I FEEL YOU COULD DEMOLISH SOME BUILDINGS WITH JUST YOUR VOICE ALONE. [ Like Black Canary. Wow man, Kaldur is supes impressed. Very whelmed, man. ]

I LOOK EVEN MORE FORWARD TO OUR SPAR.

[tough_love]

I WISH. I CAN JUST SHOUT LOUDER. BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA FOR ANY BOONS THE RULERS GIVE OUT!

[Kaldur. Kaldur what have you done.]

OF COURSE I WOULD NOT USE IT AGAINST YOU IN TRAINING. UNLESS THAT WAS THE POINT AT LEAST.