SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[mentation]

I THINK MY HAIR MIGHT BE THINNING AND THAT'S A TRAVESTY.

ALSO MY FRIEND IS ACTING WEIRD.

[noirant]

GET A NEW ONE

-- FRIEND, NOT HAIR. JUST SHAVE IT AND PRETEND IT WAS INTENTIONAL.

[mentation]

ARE YOU KIDDING I WOULD LOOK TERRIBLE BALD


ALSO I COULD EASILY GET A NEW FRIEND BUT THE THING IS HE'S NOT EXACTLY THE MOST SOCIAL PERSON IN THE WORLD SO IT'D BE HARD FOR HIM TO FIND OTHER FRIENDS??? THAT'S A BIT SAD ISN'T IT?

[noirant]

YOU'LL LOOK FAR THE WORSE BALDING.

NOT REALLY?? HE'S NOT A HOUSEPLANT YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS ACTIONS. IF HE WANTS FRIENDS PERHAPS HE OUGHT TO STOP BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE. OR AT LEAST, HE MIGHT WORK ON BEING AN OUTGOING ONE. THAT SEEMS TO WORK OKAY FOR ME.

[powerful]

I CAN PROBABLY FIX THAT FOR YOU WITH MAGIC BUT THERES A CHANCE ILL JUST SET YOUR HEAD ON FIRE

[mentation]

PLEASE DO NOT SET MY HEAD ON FIRE.

[powerful]

BUT DO YOU WANT THE HAIR

[mentation]

YES I DO.

[huge_egomd]

BALD HAPPENS. JUST DON'T GO THE COMB-OVER ROUTE. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD ON ANYONE.

[mentation]

WHY WOULD I EVER DO YOU THINK I SHOULD JUST SHAVE IT OFF ONCE IT GOES BACK A BIT MORE BECAUSE MY HAIR LINE IS RECEDING AND IT MAKES ME NERVOUS

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GROW IT AS LONG AS I CAN

[huge_egomd]

DON'T GROW IT LONG. THAT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A HIPPY OR AN OVER THE HILL ROCK STAR WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.

MY PERSONAL SOLUTION IS TO CUT IT SHORT AND AVOID MIRRORS--MINIMIZES THE TRAUMA.