SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

shout your confessions!!!!
RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!
[ idea taken ( with love ) from
lastvoyages ]

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AGAIN, GICEN HOW DISOWNED YOU ALREADY ARE, DO YOU NEED TECHNICALITIES? I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING, BUT THE THREAT WOULD STILL APPLY IN EQUAL MEASURE TO MY PERSON.
SANTA IS...SURPRISINGLY HARD TO DEFINE. HE ALLEGEDLY GIVES GIFTS TO GOOD CHILDREN ON A SPECIFIC DAY, OFTEN BY COMING DOWN CHIMNEYS
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BUT I LIKE TECHNICALITIES.
.... ISN'T THAT SOME WEIRD FORM OF BREAKING AND ENTERING.
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YOU ARE THE SORT THAT DIES BECAUSE OF TECHNICALITIES; I WOULD BE MORE CAREFUL.
YES.
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EH. I DON'T THINK I WOULD MIND BEING DEAD MUCH.
..... WHY DO PEOPLE WISH TO BELIEVE IN A MAN WHO BREAKS INTO HOUSES AND LEAVES POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS THINGS BEHIND?
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YOU WOULD. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. I DON'T CARE TO EXPLAIN. LET US JUST SAY IT IS UNPLEASANT.
THEY AREN'T DANGEROUS, HE LEAVES TOYS AND SOMETIMES CLOTHING. HE IS BASED OFF THE LEGENDS SURROUNDING A SAINT.
PLEASE DON'T ASK ME OT EXPLAIN I DON'T UNDERSTAND FULLY EITHER.
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.... YOUR WORLD IS VERY STRANGE