SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

shout your confessions!!!!
RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!
[ idea taken ( with love ) from
lastvoyages ]

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SANTA AS A WIZARD COULD EXPLAIN A LOT, BUT I DON'T THINK HE ACTUALLY IS ONE. OR IF HE IS THEN HE'S THE COOLEST KIND OF WIZARD EVER.YEAH ABOUT THAT... PART OF THE PROBLEM IS IT'S KIND OF REALLY COMPLICATED, LIKE LONG DISTANCE, SUPER STRICT DAD FIGURE, FIGHTING FOR THE FATE OF THE WORLD TOGETHER SO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ATHENA DON'T MESS THIS UP AND MAKE IT WEIRD KIND OF COMPLICATED.
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BUT HOW ELSE DOES HE DO ALL THAT? /SPACE FAIRY WHO'S NEW TO XMASOH, I CAN RELATE TO A LOT OF THAT, ACTUALLY, AND YEAH THAT'S PRETTY COMPLICATED, I'M SORRY. I FIGHT ALONGSIDE THE GUY I LIKE, BUT DOES YOUR DAD KNOW? IS HE LIKE "NO DATING UNTIL YOU'RE A HUNDRED AND FIFTY" OR WHAT KIND OF STRICT IS HE?
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SANTA MAGIC! ... JUST NOT REALLY WIZARD MAGIC? I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW MAYBE HE IS A WIZARD.MY DAD? OH NO. HIS DAD. AND HE'S THE KIND OF GUY THAT YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE DISAPPOINTED OR ANGRY AT YOU. HE COULD MAKE JUST ABOUT ANYONE HERE DO THIS LITTLE GAME JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM KIND OF STRICT. THE "I FIGHT AGAINST ALL SORTS OF FORCES OF EVIL AND WIN WITH JUST MY BRAINS, FISTS, AND INTIMIDATION FACTOR" KIND.