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SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

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ONCE A BAT GOT STUCK IN MY HAIR FOR LIKE EIGHT FUCKING HOURS AND IT WASN'T FUNNY

WANNA SEE MY CRUCIFIXION SCARS

YES.

TRICK QUESTION, THEY ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE.

[unbuttoning a cuff and showing his wrist, around which are rough bands of paler, softer skin where he was tied, GREAT]

YOU SAY THAT LIKE I WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN SEEING HOW EXTENSIVE THEY REALLY ARE.

[but, wow all the same. what even causes that to happen?]

PERHAPS YOU OUGHT TO LOOK INTO HOBBIES. SOMETHING OTHER THAN SCAR-GAZING.

[having a friend mostly. yeah, mostly having a friend]

I HAVE SEVERAL HOBBIES. CAN'T I TAKE A SMALL INTEREST IN SCARS SEEING AS IT'S RARE FOR ME TO EVER GET ONE?

I PROMISE THERE ARE EASIER WAYS TO GET ME UNDRESSED.

BUT I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT THEY ARE.

IT WAS WORTH A TRY.

[ DON'T MIND HIM JUST

INVADING YOUR SPACE

TO LOOK AT YOUR HAIR ]

[SLAPS THE GOD AWAY.

NO. BAD.]

[ B-BUT :CCC WHAT IF IT'S STILL THERE HE WANTS TO SEE!!!! ]

WHAT ARE YOU—

WHAT.

I'M LOOKING TO SEE WHAT ELSE MAY BE CAUGHT IN YOUR HAIR.

NOTHING. NOTHING ELSE IS CAUGHT IN MY HAIR. IT WAS ONE TIME.

[HOLDING HAIR PROTECTIVELY...AWAY]

[ TELEPORTING BEHIND!!! ]

ARE YOU CERTAIN?

[LEAPING BACKWARDS!!]

YES! HOW WOULD I MISS THAT? WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED?

IT'S INTERESTING.

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vrykolakas - 2014-08-15 02:59 (UTC) - Expand

...LIKE, LITERAL CRUCIFIXION SCARS?!

METAPHORICAL FUCKING CRUCIFIXION SCARS.

YES, LITERAL CRUCIFIXION SCARS!

HOW SHOULD I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T SIT IN A BLAQUE, BLAQUE BASEMENT AND WRITE SAD POETRY ABOUT YOUR METAPHORICAL SCARS?

DO I LOOK LIKE I

SOMETIMES I REGRET THAT I DIDN'T DIE LATER JUST IN ORDER TO STEM THESE JOKES.

I AM NOT GOING TO THROW STONES, BUT YOU DO LOOK LIKE THE SORT OF MAN THAT MIGHT CLIMB INSIDE A DEAD MUPPET.

PISS OFF.

FURTHER THAN THAT.

FURTHER.

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY ANDRES SERRANO JOKE.

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