SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[huge_egomd]

HAVE YOU PEOPLE NEVER HEARD OF CONDOMS?

WELL DUH. ONLY THE FEMALE HALF WOULD PRODUCE OFFSPRING.

[bullhorned]

WHAT'S A CONDOM?

[huge_egomd]

DEAR GOD WHAT KIND OF INBRED, IGNORANT PLACE DO YOU LIVE IN? IT'S A FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL.

[bullhorned]

[WESTEROS ISN'T... okay, it is.]

MY FATHER WAS A KING, SO I DON'T THINK HE CARED HOW MANY KIDS HE HAD.

[huge_egomd]

HOW NICE FOR HIM. BUT WHAT DO THE REST OF YOU DO TO PREVENT AN OVERPOPULATION OF RAGGED STREET URCHINS?

[bullhorned]

DIE, MOSTLY.

[huge_egomd]

NOT THE SOLUTION I WOULD'VE RECOMMENDED BUT WHATEVER WORKS.

[bullhorned]

I'M NOT FOND OF IT EITHER.

[huge_egomd]

DID YOU EVER CONSIDER MOVING SOMEWHERE THAT SUCKED LESS?

[bullhorned]

I DID. I MOVED HERE.

[huge_egomd]

THAT'S A SAD STORY.

[bullhorned]

THIS HAS BEEN A HAPPY ENDING SO FAR.

[huge_egomd]

"SO FAR" BEING THE KEY WORDS IN THAT STATEMENT.

[bullhorned]

IT MIGHT GET WORSE. USUALLY DOES.

[huge_egomd]

YEP, YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH FUCKED.