SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[huge_egomd]

I ONCE WAITED 20 YEARS TO SABOTAGE A MAN'S CAREER OUT OF REVENGE. AND I'VE DONE WORSE TO PEOPLE I LIKE.

I'M A CUDDLER


GUESS WHICH FACT I'M MOST ASHAMED OF :|

[powerful]

CUDDLER

[huge_egomd]

DON'T GO SPREADING IT AROUND.

[powerful]

IT ISNT HERPES DUDE

[huge_egomd]

NO, IT'S WORSE. AT LEAST HERPES CAN TREATED.

[fairbrook]

[Guess which fact she's more perturbed by?]

20 YEARS? FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

[huge_egomd]

I WOULD'VE WAITED LONGER IF NECESSARY. [There's no statute of limitations on revenge]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FOR WHAT PURPOSE? THE GUY WAS A DICK AND A TATTLETALE. HE HAD IT COMING.

[fairbrook]

WHAT COULD HE HAVE POSSIBLY DONE TO VEX YOU SO?

BUT FAIR ENOUGH, I SUPPOSE. THERE ARE SEVERAL MEN I COULD DO WITH THE SAME.

[Were she not so humanitarian, anyway.]

[huge_egomd]

HE GOT ME EXPELLED FROM MED SCHOOL. [Like House had nothing to do with it. It wasn't even the first time he'd been expelled.]

IT WAS KARMIC JUSTICE--HE TOLD ON ME SO I TOLD ON HIM.

[fairbrook]

[She's uncertain if she should be applauding him for his persistence, or condemning him for his immaturity.

Shock from any of this? None.]

DARE I ASK WHATEVER YOU HAD DONE TO GET YOURSELF EXPELLED? [And more importantly...] AND WHAT OF HIM?

[STOP MAKING HER CURIOUS.]

[bythewaves]

20 YEARS? YOU SHOW GOOD SELF CONTROL. I HOPE THAT IT WAS SUITABLY DRAMATIC.

[huge_egomd]

[It's not self-control, Maggie-- it's called holding a grudge forever.]

IT WAS MORE FARCE THAN DRAMA, BUT IT WAS IMMENSELY SATISFYING.


(/tucks in c:)

[bythewaves]

[ 20 years is hardly forever. talk to the elves about grudges man... ]

SO LONG AS IT WAS SATISFYING, FARCE MAY BE AS EFFECTIVE AS DRAMA, DEPENDING ON CIRCUMSTANCE.

(/wakes up and yawns at you)

[huge_egomd]

[Dude, if he lived as long as an elf, he would totally teach them a thing or two about grudge-holding]

FARCE WAS BETTER--MADE HIM LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. MADE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, TOO, BUT THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T MIND LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT.


(/yawns back and slowly moves to bed)

[bythewaves]

[ House would make an excellent elf. Or a horrible one. Split the difference ]

AS LONG AS YOU ARE CONTENT, THERE ARE WORSE WAYS TO LOOK FOOLISH THAN IN MAKING YOUR ENEMY SEEM EVEN MORE SO.

(my turn to tuck you in <3)

[boutant]

AW C:

[huge_egomd]

SHUT UP :|