SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[caditquaestio]

....WORK?

[bullhorned]

YES. WORK. THAT THING COMMONERS DO WHEN THEY'RE NOT BUSY BEING DEAD.

[caditquaestio]

YOU SPEAK OF BREEDING?

[bullhorned]

BREEDING? WHAT BREEDING? I MEAN WORK. YOU COULD SHOVEL DUNG. YOU'LL EAT BETTER IF YOU DO. AND IT'S SIMPLE WORK. EVEN HIGHBORNS COULD FIGURE IT OUT.

[caditquaestio]

SHOVELLING DUNG DOES NOT DISPEL THE THREAT OF POISON, FRIEND, ELSE HALF OF ROMA WOULD BE HARD AT WORK BY THE BACKSIDE OF THEIR HORSES.

[bullhorned]

I DON'T THINK THEY ACTUALLY POISON THE DUNG. IT JUST SEEMS LIKE IT. YOU MIGHT TRY CLOGGING YOUR NOSE FIRST.

[caditquaestio]

BUT WHY WORK AND EAT IF YOU STILL FEAR POISON IN YOUR PLATE? BEST EAT LITTLE, WORK LESS.

[bullhorned]

I'D WORRY MORE ABOUT DISEASES. WHERE DOES YOUR FOOD COME FROM?

[caditquaestio]

DO NOT BRING HARD TRUTH TO TROUBLED MIND. OUR WEEDS HAVE OCULI. I DO NOT WISH TO THINK OF WHAT LIES AT THE ROOT OF OUR CROPS.

BUT DISEASE DOES NOT CULL QUICKLY. POISON IS LESS KIND.

[bullhorned]

I ONLY MEAN THAT WORK MEANS MONEY, MONEY MEANS BETTER FOOD. THEY CAN'T POISON YOUR FOOD IF YOU EARN AND PREPARE IT YOURSELF.

[caditquaestio]

YOU... DO NOT KNOW MUCH OF POISON, DO YOU.

PERHAPS BECAUSE COMMONERS CANNOT AFFORD IT.

[bullhorned]

AS YOU SAY, COMMONERS CAN'T AFFORD IT. LORDS DON'T WASTE POISON ON US WHEN A SWORD IS CHEAPER AND FASTER.

[caditquaestio]

SWORDS RUST. FIRE IS QUICK AND CHEAP AND FORMIDABLE.

[bullhorned]

THAT'S NOT FOR KILLING COMMONERS. THAT'S SO THE ENEMY HAS NO FOOD.

[Which he's not happy about, because that's been happening a lot lately.]

[caditquaestio]

IT IS ALSO FOR KILLING COMMONERS. WE NEED BUT CALL THEM INFIDELS FIRST. FIRE, FILTHIED FOUNTAINS AND ROCKS - ALL FOR THE COMMON MAN.

[bullhorned]

YOU MUST BE GLAD TO BE ONE OF US NOW.