SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[marred]

YOU EVER ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS SEXUAL APPETITE? COULD INCLUDE A BOWTIE ON TOP.

[parallels]

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW HIS SEXUAL APPETITE.

UGH.

[marred]

BUT YOU LIIIIKE HIM.

[parallels]

ARE YOU ALWAYS SO INTIMATELY INVOLVED IN STRANGER'S CRUSHES ON ALIENS?

[marred]

I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS A LOVE THERAPIST. KIND OF KNOW IT BETTER THAN APHRODITE HERSELF.

[parallels]

SOUNDS LIKE A RATHER HEFTY CLAIM.

[marred]

AN ACCURATE ONE.

I WOULDN'T SCOFF AT MY SUGGESTIONS. MIGHT GET THIS 2000 YEAR OLD ALIEN TO NOTICE A PRETTY GIRL STANDING RIGHT BEFORE HIS BOWTIE. YOU REALLY WANT TO MESS THAT UP?

[parallels]

I'M PRETTY SURE HE LOOKS AT GIRLS AS PART OF THE SCENERY. LIKE TREES. AND ROCKS.

[marred]

SO, HE'S INTO OTHER ALIENS ... ?

[parallels]

HE'S INTO HIS SPACESHIP.

[marred]

...

UNLESS YOU OPT TO ACT LIKE A MACHINE, I THINK IT'S TIME YOU CUT YOUR BOWTIE-LOSSES.

[parallels]

I KNOW. BELIVE YOU ME, I KNOW. EASIER SAID THAN DONE THOUGH.

[marred]

SO, HOW MANY HEADS DOES THIS GUY HAVE?

[parallels]

JUST ONE.

HE LOOKS NORMAL.

ISH.