SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[gordianknots]

AFTER A PROFESSOR PUBLICLY HUMILIATED I STOLE AN ANCIENT RELIC HE WAS USING FOR A BATTLE ROYALE, AND MAGICALLY SUMMONED ALEXANDER THE GREAT.

ALSO ALEXANDER LOOKED A LOT LIKE GANONDORF AND IT STILL WEIRDS ME THE FUCK OUT

[bythewaves]

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ENQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

[gordianknots]

SO SOMETIMES ALEXANDER THE GREAT, KING ARTHUR, AND GILGAMESH SIT AROUND A BARREL OF WINE AND TALK PHILOSOPHY.

[bythewaves]

WAS IT INTERESTING PHILOSOPHY, AT LEAST

[gordianknots]

GOODNESS YES.

[bythewaves]

SO CONSIDERING I DO NOT KNOW ANY OF THESE PEOPLE, APART FROM THE FACT THAT THEY ARE ALL OBVIOUSLY THE NAMES OF RULERS, WHAT SORT OF PHILOSOPHY ARE WE TALKING HERE? RULING THE WORLD? BEST WAYS TO CLEAN SWORDS?

[gordianknots]

WHAT AN IDEAL KING SHOULD DO AND BEHAVE IN REGARDS TO THEIR SUBJECTS AND THE PEOPLE THEY LEAD.

[bythewaves]

THE BEST SORT THEN. AND WAS CONSENSUS REACHED?

[gordianknots]

NOT AT ALL.

[bythewaves]

EVEN BETTER. I ONLY HOPE IT DID NOT COME TO BLOWS

1/2

[showmeyourwreath]

WOW THAT WAS REALLY AWFUL OF YOUR PROFESSOR AND WHILE I SHOULD SAY THAT TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT THIS SOUNDS REALLY, REALLY INTERESTING. POTENTIALLY VERY IRRESPONSIBLE, BUT INTERESTING.

[showmeyourwreath]

WAIT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE MAGIC BEFORE COMING HERE

[gordianknots]

I WORK BETTER IF PEOPLE DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE A MAGE. ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.

[showmeyourwreath]

I SUPPOSE THAT MAKES SENSE. IT WOULD BE A GOOD CARD TO KEEP TO YOUR CHEST, BUT DON'T YOU EVER WORRY ABOUT SLIPPING UP SOMEHOW?

[gordianknots]

UH.

A LOT.

[showmeyourwreath]

I FEEL YOU. OR I DID.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL SOMEONE YOU REALLY TRUST, JUST IN CASE LIKE, I DON'T KNOW A FRIEND INVITES YOU A PLACE OR SOMETHING AND THEN THAT PLACE TURNS OUT TO BE SECRETLY POISON TO PEOPLE WITH NON-DRABWURLD MAGIC BUT THEY DIDN'T THINK THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM AT ALL BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ACTUALLY A MAGE.

[gordianknots]

I TRY AND CALCULATE THE RISKS FIRST, AND THEN DO PRETTY MUCH WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED. I MEAN, IT'S EASIER TO DO HOME, WHERE I KNOW WHO TO TRUST.

HERE, NOT SO MUCH.

[showmeyourwreath]

THOSE ARE RELATIONSHIPS FOR YOU. HERE'S HOPING NOTHING GOES WRONG WITH THAT.

SO WHAT KIND OF MAGE ARE YOU, I'M CURIOUS!

[gordianknots]

ALCHEMIST.

sorry not sorry I just like making Waver facepalm and explain things

[knightscode]

WHO IS ALEXANDER THE GREAT?

GODDAMNIT LANCELOT

[gordianknots]

UNDEFEATED GENERAL WHO CONQUERED THE AREA FROM GREECE TO INDIA.

[HERE LANCELOT. WAVER'S JUST GONNA SHOW YOU A MAP SO YOU CAN GET AN IDEA OF THE SCALE HERE.]

ITS NOT HIS FAULT

[knightscode]

[ Ohhhhhh ]

A SHAME HE ISN'T HERE, THEN. WE COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE THAT.

[gordianknots]

I DON'T WANT HIM HERE, HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT.

[erythristic]

WAS HE AT LEAST NICER THAN GANONDORF?

[gordianknots]

GANONDORF IS LIKE THE ASSHOLE VERSION OF ALEXANDER, LET'S PUT IT LIKE THAT.