SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[knightspirit]

I ONCE GOT KIDNAPPED BY A QUEEN HOPING TO FORCE ME INTO MARRIAGE.

[oh god what HAND OVER MOUTH ]

[floralteas]

YOU LUCKY BASTARD!

[knightspirit]

HOW IS THAT LUCKY

[floralteas]

YOU CAN MARRY INTO MONEY, YOU CAN XXXXX HER EVERY DAY AND SHE PROBABLY WOULDN'T MIND IF YOU TOOK THREE OR FOUR CONCUBINES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT ROYAL PEOPLE DO.

[knightspirit]

THAT'S NOT—... I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT.

AND DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT.

[ he hasn't gotten to the point where he's interested in sex and/or romance whoops.... ]

oh my god lalaya plz

[showmeyourwreath]

[GRINNING A BIT NGL]

OH THAT HAPPENED TO A FRIEND OF MINE ONCE, TOO. WERE YOU RESCUED BEFORE SHE MADE YOU TIE THE KNOT? OR DID YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HER, PERHAPS?

[knightspirit]

[ SHHH FLORA DON'T LAUGH AT HIS AWKWARD NOT-REALLY-LOVE-LIFE ]

... NEITHER. I JUST HELPED HER FIND THE CONFIDENCE TO RULE ON HER OWN BEFORE WE PARTED WAYS.

[bythewaves]

...SUDDENLY YOUR WORLD DOES NOT SEEM SO DISSIMILAR TO MINE

[knightspirit]

.... IS THAT SORT OF THING COMMON WHERE YOU'RE FROM?

[bythewaves]

NOT ENTIRELY NO. HOWEVER MY BROTHERS CELEGORM AND CURUFIN ONCE KIDNAPPED AN ELF PRINCESS WITH THE THOUGHT THAT MARRYING HER WOULD FORCE HER FATHER INTO AN ALLIANCE WITH THEM? IT DID NOT WORK OUT WELL. FOR THEM.

[knightspirit]

SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOOD SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH IT.

[bythewaves]

OH I THINK IF THEY HAD FORCED THE ISSUE THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN WAR - BUT NOT EVEN MY BROTHERS WERE THAT CRUEL. [ because sex = marriage for elves so THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN RAPE also she probably would have died because elves & sex man ] OR FOOLISH. MOSTLY. I AM GLAD YOU DID NOT HAVE TO EITHER.

[knightspirit]

I THINK THIS WAY WORKED OUT BETTER FOR BOTH OF US.

[bythewaves]

WHAT HAPPENED, IF I MAY ASK?

[knightspirit]

SHE WAS ANXIOUS RULING ON HER OWN AND THOUGHT HER COUNTRY NEEDED A KING TO HELP GUIDE IT. BUT SHE WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO DO THAT HERSELF ALL ALONG, SHE JUST NEEDED A LITTLE HELP REALIZING IT.

[bythewaves]

FORTUNATELY SHE WAS ABLE TO DO SO. I AM GLAD THAT THINGS WORKED OUT WELL FOR YOU.

[knightspirit]

YEAH. I DON'T THINK I COULD LEAVE MY WHOLE HOME BEHIND.

[bythewaves]

WOULD SHE HAVE BEEN WORTH IT?

[knightspirit]

N-NO!

I MEAN, I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. I'M NOT A KING, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN FROM THE SAME PLANET.

[ Tsurugi that's not quite what he was asking..... ]

[bythewaves]

....[ Oh ho that is not quite what he was expecting ]

THAT WAS NOT QUITE THE QUESTION YOUNGLING. NOT ALL WHO ARE KINGS BEGIN SO - YOU MIGHT HAVE MADE A GOOD ONE, YOU NEVER KNOW. AND THE NOT BEING FRO THE SAME PLANET... WELL IT WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST TIME A MARRIAGE FOR LOVE HAS BEEN MADE ACROSS SEPARATE LINES

[knightspirit]

... I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY BEHIND FOREVER. AND MARRIAGE IS ASKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH OF ME.

[bythewaves]

IF YOU COULD BE TAKEN I ASSUME THE DOOR OPENS BOTH WAYS? IT WOULD NOT BE FOREVER. AND I WAS NOT SUGGESTING THAT YOU GET MARRIED NOW AFTER ALL. A GOOD MARRIAGE IS BASED ON RELATIONSHIP, AND THAT TAKES TIME.

[tough_love]

LIAR, I HAVEN'T EVEN MET YOU YET!

WAIT, NO, I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.

[knightspirit]

[ RAISES.... EYEBROW.... should he be worried?? ]

I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

[tough_love]

GOOD, KEEP IT THAT WAY.

INCIDENTALLY YOU ARE MUCH TOO TINY TO BE A CANDIDATE FOR THAT THING I DON'T DO ANYMORE. SO YOU MAY REST EASY, HUMAN.