SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

[munies]

shout your confessions!!!!

RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!

[ idea taken ( with love ) from lastvoyages ]

Comments

[infiltraitor]

I AM.

THE MORE DISAPPOINTED I CAN MAKE MY FATHER, THE BETTER, HONESTLY.

I MEAN MY SISTER'S KIND OF A GRAY AREA THESE DAYS AND MY MOM'S A LOT BETTER AFTER HER STINT IN PRISON, BUT IF I CAN MAKE MY DAD CRY THAT I'M USING ALL HIS TRAINING AGAINST HIM, THEN I'LL SLEEP WELL THAT NIGHT.

[wilder]

A GIRL AFTER MY OWN HEART. THAT'S MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY FATHER TOO.

WELL. EXCEPT THE PART WHERE HE'S KINDA DEAD.

BUT I HOPE IF THEY EVER DIG UP HIS GRAVE, I'VE MADE HIM ROLL IN IT SO MUCH HE'S DOING BARREL ROLLS.

[infiltraitor]

...

YOU'RE LUCKY I HAVE A THING FOR GINGERS.

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, ARE YOU FOR HIRE? I'M NOT SURE I ACTUALLY WANT TO KILL MY FATHER, BUT GIVING HIM A REALLY BIG SCARE MIGHT BE GOOD.

[wilder]

OH TO MAKE YOUR DAD THINK YOU'D GO WITH A GUY FOR ME?

EMPRESS FOR A CAUSE LIKE THAT, I'D GIVE YOU AN EXTREME DISCOUNT.

[infiltraitor]

OKAY THAT WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT, BUT THAT WORKS TOO.

[wilder]

WHAT?

WHAT DID YOU MEAN THEN?

[CONFUSION SURELY NOT THE FULL ON PROSTITUTION GIG RIGHT?? BECAUSE THAT'S EXTREME EMPRESS]

[infiltraitor]

[infiltraitor]

YOU MENTIONED MURDER AND BLACKMAIL.

[wilder]

WHOA, WHAT? NO!!

THE BLACKMAIL WAS SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES! I DON'T THREATEN, ATTACK OR KILL PEOPLE FOR MONEY.

THAT'S CALLED EXORTION.

WHICH WASN'T ON THE LIST!!

[infiltraitor]

COME ON, ZELOS.

"LIVE A LITTLE."

[wilder]

ARE YOU KIDDING? HAVE YOU SEEN THAT LIST?

I'VE LIVED ENOUGH FOR A JAILHOUSE CELL BLOCK.

[infiltraitor]

UH HUH, AND YOU WERE BRAGGING ABOUT IT NOT TOO LONG AGO.

[wilder]

ITS A CONFESSION MEME. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CONFESS THE STUFF YOU DON'T WANNA SAY.

TRUST ME IF I WAS BRAGGING, MY SUBMISSION WOULD'VE BEEN FOR ADULT EYES ONLY.

[infiltraitor]

... SOUNDS LIKE A FUN TIME.

[wilder]

OH TRUST ME.

IT WAS.

[infiltraitor]

WHAT, NOT GONNA SHARE DETAILS?

[wilder]

YOU'D HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC IF YOU WANT DETAILS.

BECAUSE REALLY, I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK A LOT

[infiltraitor]

[ a shrug ]

OKAY, FIRST TIME.

[wilder]

ARE YOU KIDDING?

WHO HAS FUN ON THEIR FIRST TIME?? THE EROTICAS LIE, MY EMPRESS.

[infiltraitor]

[ HAAAAAHAHA ]

CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. BUT THEN AGAIN I WAS NEVER ONE TO JUST READ ABOUT IT.

[wilder]

OH REALLY?

WELL IN THAT CASE, I COULD JUST SHOW YOU A FUN TIME INSTEAD OF MAKING YOU JUST READ ABOUT IN CAPS.

[infiltraitor]

[ conSIDERS...... ]

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

[wilder]

ME?

I'M 24.

[infiltraitor]

[ she chuckles ]

AND I'M SIXTEEN. [ pats zelos on the shoulder, still smirking ] BUT HEY, MAYBE AFTER MY CANON UPDATE.

[wilder]

WHAT? SERIOUSLY? MAN, THAT'S UNFAIR. THAT MASK ADDS LIKE FOUR YEARS OR SOMETHING!

BUT ALRIGHT. NO PROBLEM. I CAN WAIT FOR A CANON UPDATE. YOU DON'T TAKE A VOW OF CELIBACY, RIGHT?