SHOUT YOUR CONFESSIONS MEME

shout your confessions!!!!
RULES
1 ) post a comment with your character MAKING A BIG ( IC ) CONFESSION!
2 ) OR FIVE!
3 ) IN CAPSLOCK!
4 ) THE CAPSLOCK IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY!
5 ) CAPSLOCKING YOUR ( IC ) REPLIES TO SAID CONFESSIONS IS COMPLETELY NECESSARY, TOO!
6 ) THREADJACKING IS ENCOURAGED! SINCE EVERYONE IS SHOUTING!
[ idea taken ( with love ) from
lastvoyages ]

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PRESUMABLY, I HAVE A FATHER. HE WOULD NOT, HOWEVER, PICTURE IN ANY IMAGINED FAMILY PORTRAIT. IN FAIRNESS TO MY MOTHER I DON'T BELIEVE SHE EVER ENVISIONED SUCH A THING IN THE FIRST PLACE. FAMILY IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT, AND SHE SHOWED NO INDICATIONS OF SUCH CREATIVITY.
I HAVE NO FLEAS
NONE
DO YOU??