IC Speed Dating Meme

[fairbrook]

IC Speed Dating Meme

Rules:
1. Post with your character by creating a "card" with your name, sex, and preferences.
2. Tag to others.
3. You supposedly only have seven minutes, but that's up to the muns how many comments. [To hell with that, let's not put a limit on how many comments]
4. Have fun.

Comments

[avisionofwar]

I... mother.

You know I'd never deny you happiness or emotional intimacy, umm... [ abort abort abort ]

... what about a son in law...?

[sculptor_of_aman]

...

...oh, why the hell not. The house is swimming in testosterone anyway. Adding more isn't going to make a difference.

[avisionofwar]

I'm just...

I always feel... the need to be more delicate. With ladies. And it's harder to talk to them and not feel...

[ So much handwringing. ]

Like a simpleton.

[sculptor_of_aman]

Women are people too, son. Just talk to them like you would anyone else. Find something in common.

[avisionofwar]

'And my hobbies include hunting for decades on end and initiating wars with neighbors'.

[ Face in hands. ]

[sculptor_of_aman]

Tyelkormo, don't be so hard on yourself. You enjoy the outdoors, you love animals...

[avisionofwar]

And if nothing else, I'm easy on the eyes. [ Chin in hands, sighing. Glances at the crowd. ]

Any you were eyeing?

[ They need margaritas. ]

[sculptor_of_aman]

For you or for me?

[avisionofwar]

Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine?

[sculptor_of_aman]

You first. You've not been married yet.

[avisionofwar]

Lancelot I'd have pinned to my list of heart's desires if he fancied things with anything less than a feminine shape. He's intense and well-spoken, beautiful from all angles. He's a master of the battlefield the way father was at smithing.

By looks alone I'd go for those red-haired men, not knowing them at all. There not far from us is my friend Ariadne, who's clever and sweet and beautiful and I'm not near worthy of.

The lady Grell would be high on my list were she here; red hair like yours, charming, beautiful, but again I'm afraid she has her eye on the other side. If you desire an experiment along those lines, you could certainly do worse for yourself. Also Hibari, who's young but passionate in a way that would make you ache, and so sweet to look upon.

But of them all, there's one I don't see who I'd ignore all the others for.

[ And you know who that is. ]

Now! Your turn.

[sculptor_of_aman]

[*Ahem*]

Your father isn't here. And you and your brother appear to be scaring everyone off. Clearly, I'll have to make a partner.

[avisionofwar]

Oh, set your ire to my brother, not I! I know well enough that you'll do what you please despite our best efforts. I'd suggested we should wager on your success.

[sculptor_of_aman]

Is that so? What what were you wagering, exactly?

[avisionofwar]

[ Slyly ]

You still haven't told.

[sculptor_of_aman]

Very astute of you, yonya. And as soon as I find someone who is the measure of your father, I'll say something.

[avisionofwar]

[ Oh, that makes him suck on his teeth, thwarted. ]

The furniture will crumble beneath us with age.

I'm... going to go slide in somewhere.

[sculptor_of_aman]

Oh, does that mean you've lost the wager?

[avisionofwar]

[ He calls back over his shoulder, laughing, ]

Only if you aren't kissed!

[sculptor_of_aman]

In other words, yes!

not here but

[bythewaves]

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